Pulling a Christian

The act in which pre-mature ejaculation, is brought to a much shorter period of time where, you can blow a load in less that twelve seconds.

Girl: Last night, my boyfriend was going to fuck me,
and he started Pulling a Christian.

Girl2: What a fucking loser, if I had a guy who started Pulling a Christian, I'd beat the piss out of him.

by Rckys October 14, 2010

pull-a-christian

Meaning to be caught unaware due to being maniacly focused on something, in place that with retrospecks,was not a good place to be, leading to incarceration.

At 3am the light from the 7-11 dumpster caught the attention of a cop,that saw it coming from a head lamp and knew someone was about to pull-a-christian.

by youcanhandleit December 2, 2014

pulling a chrissy

liking all or most of someone's instagram pictures in order to get their attention

"josh was totally pulling a chrissy last night just to have an excuse to talk to evelynn"

by Jopie May 10, 2016

Satan Was A Christian

Jesus was a Satanist. Satan was a Christian.

"Jesus was a Satanist 'cause Satan goes to church. Satan was a Christian when the death bell rang for Lurch. He died a frankenbooger up his nostril with a seed. They buried him on Friday. Now his pumpkin Halloweed!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 30, 2023

To Pull a Chrissie

In order to pull a chrissie one must:
1. wear any type of clothing that is close to nothing
2. wear bright colors with sequins and sparkles, like a male ice skater- so it is important to look extra gay
3. have sex with as many UGLY men as possible, while dating others
4. Annoy the FUCK out of your friends
5. Get some type of plastic surgery (i.e. artificial "beauty" enhancement)
6. Wear bright colored brazilian shoes, that dont match your clothes
7. Pretend your a badass and tell people you want many piercings, then cry when u get your ears pierced

"Yo, nothin u wear matches bitch, and your so ugly today,a nd u got a nose job and yeah"
"Damn, i must be pulling a chrissie"

by BITCHIN April 16, 2004

a christmas carol

A classic tale revealing the evils of captialism.

Charles Dickens wrote a lot of books promoting at least moderate socialism. Too bad no one listens, even though A Christmas Carol is probably the most famous child's Christmas story of all time.

by Socialist REALism July 18, 2006

Pulled A Christina

You just made yourself look like a fool because you fail.

Oh shit, I threw up before we started drinking. I totally pulled a Christina. Q__Q

by ChinaTownG July 9, 2010