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Zoinked

When you smoke a large amount of marijuana and you’re just too gone.
Student 1: umm are you high?

Student 2: broooo I’m zoinked...lmfaoooo
by White.boy.colin September 15, 2018
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Zoinking

The act of removing the peanut butter from your jinkies but it does not work.
Shaggy, I removed all the peanut butter from my jinkies but it keeps on zoinking
by Blorgus Blart} January 24, 2017
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ZOINKS

What people say when they realize cartoon Shaggy has skin-colored facial hair.
Me: Did you know cartoon Shaggy has a beard, it's just the color of his skin?
You: Let me see.
Me: Look at the GIF.
You: ZOINKS!
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 5, 2022
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Zoinks

An exclamation made by Shaggy from the popular cartoon Scooby-Doo. He says that when he is scared, excited and/or horny
Scooby-Doo:Hey Rhaggy!I found the ghost pirate treasure!
Shaggy:Zoinks ! It's a golden dildo !
by Fred Zoinksy FUCKERswag March 26, 2018
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Zoink's curse

Zoink is a the top 1 player of the game Geometry Dash (at the time of 2024). He verified the 2024 top 1 level Tidal Wave after failing at 95%, which is the last click of the level. Two other victors of the level Trick and wPopoff has also died on the same spot as Zoink. This is called "The Zoink's Curse".
- Did you beat Tidal Wave
- Nah bro i died at 95%
- Zoink's curse
by TJumper4 December 9, 2024
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Zoink

Known as joint, the word zoink is a combination of doink and zoot
Spark a zoink
by Lewissuly April 5, 2020
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Zoink Kid

The black sheep of the family or the “special person” out the friend group who other think wont be much of as a kid because of their weirdness but end up becoming the most successful out of the family/group. Tends to get bullied or having to defend themselves to others opinions. Usually has a talent of some sort that nobody appreciates.
“You been grown since a zoink kid” - Mahlleh “Zoink Kid” song 2019
by Zoinkid November 23, 2021
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