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New Zealandic

Of, from, or pertaining to New Zealand
New Zealandic culture
New Zealandic wine
New Zealandic butter
by Harveybennett February 8, 2021
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New Zealanders

Types of New Zealanders:

- Aucklanders
- Mongrel mobsters
- Islanders
- Bogans
- Deep Southerners

Aucklanders are trying to fit in with the rest of the world and assimilate with American culture by creating over-dramatised reality TV shoes and watching too many movies. In reality they are struggling to find their kiwi identity because they are so locked into their metropolitan lifestyle.

Mongrel mobsters are Maori folks who are pissed at the racial injustices of the past and lash out against the Pakeha imperialist regime through violent anarchy and civil disobedience. All mongrels are dangerous but not all are immoral. Some mobsters work a positive change in their communities by fucking up any dickheads who try to sell harmful drugs to their whanaungatanga.

Islanders are other Polynesian folks who have immigrated to Aotearoa. Islanders are usually devout Christians who love wearing their church clothes and lava lavas, sipping kava and eating pork roasts.

Bogans are rural nutcases who enjoy drinking beer, driving beat up Holdens, and listening to Metallica. They typically have long mullets, few teeth and no shoes.

Deep Southerners are usually white folks of Scottish descent who live in the cold, isolated district of Otago and speak with a thick accent, if they speak at all. Southerners are quite possibly the most hard case, tight lipped people you will ever meet and don't take shit from any pussy arse townies.
Don't sell P to New Zealanders or the mongrel mob will fuck you up.
by Seismic Refugee September 30, 2018
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zetla

Arabic slang for "weed", use by french drug dealaz.
"want some pure shit ? i got som bomb azz zetla for you dude"
by Don Gizzzzle June 14, 2007
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zelal

A very unique and kind person. Also known as M8 or cookie-m8.
A person who is called Zelal will always be there for you when you're in need of it.

Everybody should have a Zelal/M8 as friend, because she is a trustfull and honest person.
Damn look at the Zelal...she has so many cookies.
by D1zE January 23, 2017
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New Zealand Mudsnail

The act of having your SO laying upside down and taking a dump on their “downstairs” in a swirl (ice cream like) formation. And then allowing it to slid down their front to their face and leaving a snail trail.
I was doing Matilda dingo style. I pulled out and gave her a New Zealand Mudsnail and it waltzed all the way down to her mouth.
by Shit Slider September 17, 2020
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zeplain

verb. of Jewish origin - the act of ordering a female numerous shots - preferably jaeger or rumplemintz - at a bar, while motioning with two fingers (the index and middle fingers) in a sweeping, downward motion.

Inviting an intoxicated female to a late night party at your place, which likely isn't happening at all. Instead, as the female begins to leave, you turn on the dvd player and on comes Shrek 2. An intense make-out session usually ensues as "Absolutely In Love" (as performed by Counting Crows) begins to play (near the beginning of the movie).

If said make-out session is teetering out, not progressing around the base path, you may claim the female has "square nipples." After she vehemently denies the accusation, you tell her to prove it, and she promptly takes off her shirt.

You are golden.
That girl, Lauren, at the bar wasn't feeling me until I zeplained her, then she was all over me. Shots!

Jackie was looking for a late night last weekend but nothing was going on. So I zeplained her into coming back to my place, and we watched some Shrek 2 and things got heated!
by Shots!!! August 15, 2008
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Zephaniah

Nice handsome down to earth boy good with the ladies
Girl u need to go get a zephaniah
by Jalon December 21, 2016
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