Jew Wound

A wound that a normal person wouldn't acknowledge but a hebrew would complain about for days and possibly sue because of

Kyke: Owwww my arm is sore from the bug bite that i got two weeks ago.

Normal Man: Suck it up pussy, its just a jew wound

by I heart Emily R. May 27, 2009

hachet wound

alternate term for pussy/vagina/etc

"Her hachet wound was tight!"

by dankenstein December 18, 2004

Wounded Indian

When you're getting head from a chick and you bust in her hair then proceed to form her hair up into a mohawk...then you dance around her making indian noises and war cries.

Never do the wounded indian to an actual indian chick.

by J Pizzy May 1, 2005

wounded zebra

A female who you notice to be very drunk. Deriving from a lion hunting the weakest zebra in the pack, you move in and take her down...or to bed. Easy prey.

These chicks are gonna fall over...actually this whole bar is full of wounded zebra!

by Zack Norton September 29, 2006

wounded pigeon

where you hire a hooker and then break her arm and force her to masturbate you. making the action of a "wounded pigeon"

by heling November 4, 2003

wound up like a 10 day clock

To be overly excited about something.

Are you ready to do a show? Hell yeah! I'm wound up like a 10 day clock!

by Holla1041 January 10, 2017

Hey Woundeye

Is a term related to someone who is annoying you or a bit fat !

P1. pass me the crisp
P2. Hey woundeye

P1. Were you goin?
P2. get out of my way hey woundeye

by djamo September 13, 2009