Woodland

The coolest city in Northern Cali. jUST ABSOLUTLY THE BEST

also known as THE CITY OF TREE'S, OR WOODLONE!!

Atlanta Georgia, and any other really popular city in other states! Woodland ca!! rep!!

by Pimpinpays June 20, 2006

mr woodland

a creepy old teacher that twirls his chest hairs will staring at his young students, and he is a pedo

today mr woodland was watch Natalie ass will she was leaving the class

by Jer dem April 6, 2017

Wootang

a cock/dick/penis sucker.

That girl is a wootang.

by MountRoyal September 23, 2009

Woolass

A person with a wooly ass.

Zack Woolass

by TheGamingBoss May 11, 2016

woodland

woodland junior high in arkansas is much better than their rivals ramay. the woodland cowboys have many championships in all sports. honestly just go to woodland. the ramay indians suck!

Drew: omg woodland won last night!

Lily: yea so what else is new?

by vllyblgrl October 22, 2019

Jaycee woodland

She gonna die in 2 months sorry for her loss.

Jaycee woodland is gonna die by a car crash in November 27 at 6:08Pm

by JC=Jaycee September 28, 2018

The Woodlands

The town north of Houston with a population just under 100,000 where about 10% of the population is poor or middle class, and the rest are...not. It is a town where people are supposed to cherish the environment through several programs and the environmentally friendly layout of the town, yet many residents own/are involved with oil companies. It is a town where all parents talk about what a "family-friendly community" it is, while their kids smoke crack and have an orgy in the backyard because they're too busy going to yoga classes to notice. It is a town where The John Cooper School is located...the well-known private school where most students get a sports car for their 16th birthday (not an exaggeration), and some millionaires are considered poor. It is a town where in the PUBLIC SCHOOLS, a kid driving a 2003 BMW is considered poor. It is a town where the first ad you see in the local magazine is either Gucci, Lamborghini, or Rolex. It is a town where, when in an aircraft, one might mistake a neighborhood for an unusually close group of Walmarts. It is a town where most residents under the age of 8 don't know what a Walmart is. It is a town where a 10-year-old without an iPhone is an outcast. It is a town where despite a "love of the environment", the plant people tend to love the most there is weed. It is a town where that is the only kind of weed people are aware of, because they all have gardeners.

Joe: My cousin lives in The Woodlands.

Josh: Does he have a ferrari?

Joe: He got one for his birthday, along with a helicopter.

by fairysprinklesalpacadoomorange March 12, 2012