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The wizards tickle

When you’re sitting on the John doing a #2 and the turd causes a splash of cold toilet water which proceeds to hit you in your butthole, usually accompanied by a “ploop” noise
Damn that was a huge deuce, totally got the wizards tickle from it (shudders) lol
by Rotorboi87 January 12, 2022
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Gee like a wizards sleeve

An Irish term, particularly used in the north of Dublin, means the unholy sight of an incredibly loose pussy.
"Danny, I saw you were with Laura last night."
"Yeah, she had a gee like a wizards sleeve."
by seshman42 December 27, 2016
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horse wizards

mythical equestrian creatures who can fly, have magical abilities and will kill you if you dont change the channel. Often seen when you are drunk
by not racist April 22, 2003
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Washington Wizards

former Baltimore/Washington Bullets; won an NBA championship in the '70s; haven't made the playoffs since '96; used to have Jordan, but sucked cause he was a 1-man team
by 0000 October 20, 2003
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Kansis City Wizards

the worst team in the history of mls. while it's true they have won an mls cup, they still suck, primarily because nobody likes them. as of 2008, they will no longer play at arrowhead stadium, but in some shitty 10,000-seat minory baseball park. classy.
Isn't it unbelivable that the Kansis City Wizards suck so unbelievably bad??
by Quent January 9, 2008
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washington wizards

what a surprise! they suck even worse w/o Jordan!
the wizards! they suck!
by Craiggers March 29, 2004
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washington wizards

Worst team name in the history of sports. Also sports some of the worst nicknames in sports, i.e. the Wiz and the Zards.
Dude, the Wizards were so much cooler when they were the Bullets.
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