Extreme ass whooping

Something you didn't get as a kid, it's not like a slap.

Soldier boy thought he was gonna get slapped over a bike, instead turkey didn't hold back on an extreme ass whooping. Enjoy soldier boy.

by Solid Mantis October 6, 2017

whoopsie-poop

When a male is standing, urinating, and unintentionally defecates in the process.

So the other day I was standing there taking a piss, when all of a sudden I pooped! What a total whoopsie-poop!

by PoopieBandits January 12, 2011

whopping tallywacker

a monstrous penis that is at least 8.5" when flaccid

T-Hut has a whopping tallywacker in his pants

by phishpac3 March 4, 2010

Brolly-whopping

Brolly-whopping : the act of inserting an umbrella into the anus, follwed by repeated opening and closing of the parasol.

The term can be used when speaking of beach parasols as well as umbrellas.

Origin : sexual fetish/punishment of German descent.

1. "I've just been brolly-whopped."
2. "This pornography movie would be vastly improved by the addition of a brolly-whopping scene."
3. "I fancy a brolly-whopping."

Can also be used as a threat, ie:
1. "Shut the hell up, lest I give you a brolly-whopping."

by ekul May 26, 2004

whoopsie

Lavatorial accident, a la Frank Spencer.

Oo Betty, the cat's done a whoopsie in my beret!

by David from Kingsbury November 11, 2003

Whomping

The strange act of a bloke smacking someone in the face with their own cock.

Benjie stop whomping me.

by James Mills November 27, 2003

whooping

The act of screaming in adoration or support by making a whooping noise, generally accompanied by a revolving fist-shake. Prevalent in the United States of America, Australia and other former colonies settled by pioneering herdsmen, prospectors, hunters and entrepreneurs.

Those buffoons were whooping like idiots. "Whoo, whoo, whoo," etc.

by Sidd February 2, 2006