The Whitesnake

Find a car, preferably with a large, phallic hood ornament. Steal/Drive the car into residential garage, close garage doors. Turn car on….procure oneself onto the hood ornament rectally, masturbate. and enjoy the carbon monoxide high…here I go again, on my own..

Sean~ "Gay dood, my friggin car is outta gas...that's the third time this week."
Jim~ "I'm a man with few needs...and The Whitesnake three to twelve times a week is one of them...besides, you're car has that weird emblem on it and it works better than my car."
Sean~ "Good point, I'm gonna be in the garage awhile."

by PatrickOMGWTFBBQ July 24, 2008

Whitehaven

A small town in cumbria, the residents are known as 'Jam eaters'

You don't want to Whitehaven, its full of jam eaters!

by notajameater October 16, 2011

whitewater rafting

The act of placing a plain glazed doughnut around a man's penis and then performing fellatio on said man, you may or may not eat the doughnut in process.

She's getting a little chunky, she should lay off the whitewater rafting.

by Margaret the Deviant June 14, 2011

Whitemare

When someone has a dream about "white people problems"

I had a dream that my son did inherit the family company. What a scary whitemare

I had a dream that a black man raped my family, what a fucking whitemare

by Arbiter of Reality May 19, 2016

whitecake

A white male who is a racist, sexist, homophobic pig that has no tan and typically is not in good athletic shape. Typically Baptist and from the Southeast or Southwest of the US. Whitecakes believe women should stay at home and cook, clean and have babies. They profess their values but typically make lousy money, have frequent bouts of unemployment and are losers.

That Clint is a total whitecake loser....unemployed and thinks he could be a preacher.

by Piperoni July 22, 2012

whiteangellily

a beautiful princess that has the power to destory anyone with her great beauty

Eva is a smart, nice, caring, and is a whiteangel lily

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

Wisconsin Whitewater University

a school for idiots in the forsaken state of wisconsin where their fans are classless and racist.

a school where they have a homosexual purple bird as a mascot

jim: hey man where do you go to school?
fag: oh i go to school at wisconsin whitewater university!
jim: dude, you must be a douche bag

by simmonite-hunter September 26, 2009