Whiskerina

A woman who creates beards using realistic looking hair or materials of different types to be more artistic. They compete in competitions all over the world to raise money for charity.

Did you see that Whiskerinas realistic beard?!?! She looked like a dude!

by I_am_Beardo_da_killa June 27, 2017

Whacker

A poser who uses affiliation with a fire or EMS dept to try to seem cool. Usually a young inexperienced member of a volunteer fire or EMS service who has the lowest possible position (volunteer truck washer) in the department, hangs out at the station house because he has no life, and is usually fat and has 5 chins, or is mentally slow, has no women, and lives with three dogs that pee inside his house, but somehow this same dude has $8,500 worth of emergency lights and bullshit on his car, installs a siren to replace his car horn, wears the same "FDNY: 9-11/never forget" baseball cap and "thin blue line" shirt EVERY DAY, and carries a huge scanner radio in his coat pocket. The Whacker will use said radio to listen for emergency dispatch calls just so he can use his lights and siren to respond to the scene at 90MPH, almost causing 20 accidents on the way, just to direct traffic with a glow-baton while REAL first responders do the grown-up rescue and firefighting work... A whacker tells everyone else he knows that he is Assistant Chief of the whole department even though no one believes him.

Dude, what the hell? Why did Jimmy put a full bar of red emergency lights, a 8 foot CB antenna, and a fucking siren on his '92 Cavalier?
Oh my God, what a fucking Whacker!

by Roblox OOOF noise guy January 19, 2021

wickerbeast

The wickerbeast are a cool type of furry because I'm black and white and I get to say the N word haha! Look boyfriend I'm here! Love ya! Also first here.

"That wickerbeast is scary but surprisingly thick.", Salt thought to himself

by PepsiDoggo November 21, 2021

Fishy Whiskers

What a man with facial hair get after going down on a woman

I went down on her last night and ended up with fishy whiskers

by sadako June 20, 2007

chuck whiskers

The fountain-like spray that occurs when vomit is forced from the sides of one's mouth in a whisker-like fashion, when they attempt to contain it using their hand/s.

'I tried to make it to the bathroom, but when I covered my mouth I just got chuck whiskers.'

by Chuck Whiskers June 19, 2008

magic wicker

Put your fingertip on your asshole and fart then sniff your finger or make someone else smell it.

I tricked Dave by giving him a magic wicker, he thought he was gonna smell a new aftershave on my finger, instead he smelled my horrible fart.

by jonbatz October 21, 2015

Porn whacker

Some weird ass dude who loves porn so much they prefer a porn movie over real poon

That weird porn whacker Wally passed up a booty call with Darlene Amaro so he could sit in front of a porn video and whack off!!!!

by BigAssscholar March 8, 2019