wamy

Worst apprentice of the month/year

Denis Keating is such a wamy

by Wamdaddy February 24, 2014

warm it up

Start it up, get something going on

"Warm it up Chris"
Chris says "I'm about to"

by spacecase February 3, 2004

happiness is a warm gun

a Beatles song that was written by Lennon, party about Yoko, and the idea came from a gun magazine with the caption "Happiness is a warm gun in your hand." Great song, period.

happiness is a warm gun. bang bang, shoot shoot.

by Cliff Dickens June 23, 2004

warm toilet seat

Quite possibly the only thing worse than a cold toilet seat is a warm toilet seat. The thought of sitting and basking in the misery of someone else's rectal warmth is not only disturbing, but also detestable, repugnant, hideous, and completely repulsive. The most heinous, hardened criminal should not have to suffer a fate as bad as sitting on a warm toilet seat.

Those that enjoy warm toilet seats usually also enjoy drinking room temperature coffee, eating food off the floor despite the expiration of the 5-second rule, not washing their hands after using the bathroom (worsened only by the use of a warm toilet seat), discarding of damp baby diapers into a trash receptacle inside the house, using a reused plastic bag to pick-up dog feces with their hand, and other vile, wretched acts.

The only thing worse than a warm toilet seat is a warm public toilet seat. Should you find yourself forced to use a warm public toilet seat, you should promptly burn all of the flesh subjected to this unholy hell. May God have mercy on your soul.

Jeff: OMG! I just had to use the bathroom in the office. The toilet seat was......WARM!

Kari: Dear God! A warm toilet seat? Say it ain't so!

Jeff: It is so. I'm so ashamed, but there was no alternative.

Kari: I will pray for you. Meanwhile, here's some gasoline and a match. You know what you have to do.

by SmellyMullet June 16, 2014

warm and fuzzy

to have an extremely happy feeling about the girl or guy that you like or love.

girl: Wow you're really attractive
Guy: that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy

guy: hey i really really like you
girl: thanks, that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy

by Zipper630 May 30, 2006

Warpy Jaw

1. The Southern equivalent to the North's "Lock Jaw"

2. (Noun)A condition that occurs when a person has been sucking too much dick, and begins to feel an ache in their jaws. Can sometimes result in "warp" to the jaw, where a person keeps their jaw in a weird position as it tends to relieve the aforementioned ache.

Ex) As I was watching the guy walk down the street I noticed one side of his mouth was slightly contorted, and thought he might be the victim of a stroke. However, upon closer examination I saw his "Girls Kick Ass" T-Shirt and very short cut-off denim shorts, and realized this man was suffering from Warpy Jaw.

Ex 2) Man 1: Dude I really don't want to go see the movie
tonight....

Man 2: Dude you are such a little warpy jaw bitch!!!

by Kevin57 February 15, 2008

Warming Drawer

When you fart in a co-workers desk drawer without them knowing, then you come up to them later and ask them to open it up to give you a salt or sugar or ketchup packet or maybe even lend you a writing implement. They open the drawer and POOF, surprise, farts in their face!

Jen nearly threw up after she went to lend me her mirror and got warming drawered by her warming drawer.

by The Drawer Warmer January 3, 2013