Wake up curse 

Whatever curse used when you wake up realizing that you are extremely late.

wake up curse = *just woke up and yells* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!! I'm gonna get fired for sure this time!!!

or

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhit!my alarm didn't go off??!!

Wake up curse by Kakashi-Senpai January 20, 2010

Wake-Up Woman 

A woman used to get a man out of an unusual slump. This is often an appalling woman used to get a desperate guy to try to find the right woman instead of begging his friends to set him up with anyone. It can also be just an appealing woman used to get a guy back into the swing of things via a hit-it-and-quit-it.

WARNING: Sometimes, using an unappealing woman can lead to a guy no longer being interested in women at all. Though maybe this is your goal.

"Hey, how's it going with Al?"
"Not good, he's desperate and it's just bringing everyone down."
"We might need to use a Wake-Up Woman."

"Hey, how's Cory?"
"Not well, after his break-up, he's just sulking all day in his room. Not the player we know and love."
"Try introducing him to some sexy Wake-Up Woman, that'll get him back in the game!"

Wake-Up Woman by Suit December 31, 2012

wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy. 

The start of a horrible song.

Ke$ha: wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.
me: turns off the crap,

wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy. by Policegurl October 24, 2010

wake up roberto 

To wake up your male partner by way of fellatio. In other words, the best way to start his day.

The phrase comes from the Alec Baldwin movie "State and Main" but for no known reason.

girl: "My boyfriend lost his job yesterday, so today I decided to wake up roberto."

wake up roberto by bernard l. November 13, 2007

WAKE UP its the first of the month 

One of Playboi Cartis songs

WAKE UP ITS THE FIRST OF THE MONTH

WAKE UP its the first of the month by Teki September 1, 2021

wake up blast 

farting bareassed in a person's face so dried shit particles spray all over the victim

he was asleep with a hangover, so I gave him a wake up blast

wake up blast by apieceoftoast March 15, 2005

Wake up and Break up 

The phrase 'wake up and break up' means when two people are together in a relationship but always fighting and complaining to their friends about their partners we would say they need to wake up and break up.
By: Kaylana

Person 1: John he is always so mean I don't know why I'm with him.
Person 2: Wake up and Break up!

Wake up and Break up by Kay_002 December 17, 2022