Wish You Were Here 

Hands down the Greatest Song of All-Time by the legendary Pink Floyd.

A: "Have you heard "Wish You Were Here?""

B: "Duh, who hasn't, that song is the greatest ever and Pink Floyd was the most epic and legit band ever."

Wish You Were Here by In Heaven There is No Beer November 10, 2010

You wish jellyfish 

a popular phrase to deny someone of something

"Will you go out with me?", 'You wish jellyfish!'

You wish jellyfish by Hanrahan May 21, 2008

Wisconsin Windshield Wiper 

to have sex doggystyle and pull out, cum all over the girls back and spread it all over back and forth

i totally wisconsin windshield wipered that chick

Wisconsin Windshield Wiper by spaulding123123 June 10, 2010

wisdumb 

A seemingly wise statement that upon further consideration is found to be utterly stupid or false. Must be spoken as if obvious despite not being obvious in the least.

Latoya: Everyone cheats at one point or another so who am I to judge

Deandre: Real talk, that's some wisdumb right thurr.

wisdumb by bilz25 December 11, 2011

The tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise 

A story the Jedi would not tell you It's a sith Legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.

The Senate: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

Anakin: No

The tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise by I Have No Name October 8, 2017

wisky dick 

wisky dick

1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.

2. over training of the male reproductive system.

3. wisky is distilled from a beer. wisky dick is invoking the fact that both wisky, it's self, and wisky dick are a more potent version of their original nature. wisky through distillation wisky dick through way too much masturbation.

(note even though someone with wisky dick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tend to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)

wisky dick

1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.

2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.

"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually confusing it with drunk dick."

wisky dick by RepOmaN April 15, 2013

Testicular Wisdom

As your intelligence increases your testicles become the storage for the excess intelligence, the testicles grow big and full of knowledge.

Barry: "Doctor Wells! Your testicles are huge!!"

Doctor Wells: "I know Barry, I'm a genius. Testicular Wisdom, look it up."

Testicular Wisdom by Salmon Sam December 10, 2019