whappopotamus

a cross between a whale and a hippopotamus; a fat bitch-like ugly woman who sucks man taco. she never gives up the marijuana and sucks Polish dick, puts it in her asshole, farts out the cum, wipes it off her asshole and licks it with her tongue, then eats five condoms. PS I love you Mike. Signed, Amanda.

"Damn, that bitch be a whappopotamus."

by Canoli slurper April 20, 2009

whappenziff

Slang for questioning unknown circumstances and scenarios. Pioneered by an robotics technician to help understand the working of the universe. Naming writes were later given to a local micro pub to develop an oddly German New York style micro brew.

"whappenziff you keep grinding a pencil in an automated sharpener."

by littlest one July 27, 2012

whapped

The sound that's caused by something flat hitting something else.
For example a belt will make a whapping sound when it strikes something.

The paddle whapped the boat when it struck.

by happyatcommonsense March 10, 2015

whapp

the term for basic people when they show up late with starbucks and sweatpants

look at that whapp, i hate whapps

by cats R cool April 13, 2018

Whapham

1) An upper class tramp, likes to try and fit in with the rest of society however it is apparent that they are not 'normal'

2) Referance to how awsome/cool someone is

1) Matty: That guy smells like...chicken..
Freeddie: Yeah, he's obviously a Whapham..

2) Freddie: Damn that kid is so Whapham..
Matty: Totally...

by The truth-bringer August 19, 2009

Whapaski

A term used for when your extremely fucked up. Also a filler word to add excitement to any sentence or combination of words.

Damn dude im Whapaskied!
Yo i gave that girl the whapaski dick last night.
WHAPASKI!

by Bigboi27 August 23, 2017

Whapp

The act of messaging or sending a picture to someone through the phone application called 'Whats app'

Haha dude, there's a guy at the zoo with his head up an elephant's anus! I'll whapp you a picture!

by Manish and Alan October 23, 2010