Tom Waits

Singer songwriter. America's largest consumer of bourbon and cigarettes.

Every time you listen to Tom Waits, a midget in a top hat rides a tricycle.

by Jon Dore November 1, 2009

stall wars

When you sit down on the toilet and someone is in the stall next to you and you see who can make the most & loudest noises from your ass.

I was in the bathroom earlier today having stall wars with Jermaine from the football team. His shit was so loud that they evacuated the whole east wing of the school.

by Charlie Badass November 15, 2017

That's what she wants

A phrase similar to "That's what she said." Used to respond to something said that could be taken in a sexual way.

In the lunch line:

Matt: What did you order?

Jay: A meatball sub.

Matt: A 12 incher?

Jay: That's what she wants.

by Slapping Theresa October 26, 2009

Badussy wars

THE BADUSSY WARS IS A WAR THAT KILLDED MILLIONS OF PEOPLE AND IT TOOK PLACE IN 1904-1991 many people are still have scars from these tramatic events. Onkia Nickole maraj (the leader of the barbs) was sadly a victim of these events and sadly passed due to one of the Cardashians shooting her in the forehead

I was so sad about what happened during the badussy wars

by Badussy wars July 7, 2022

Warste Barsket

A large recepticle that can contain a persons Honor Dollors (in a metaphorical sense) and is located inside said person. When overfilled with Honor Dollors, it's location will become apparent, allowing the person to find it and repeat whatever wisdom is imparted upon the person in the process. It also refers to a large physical object that can sometimes be used to hold trash. Those that are foolish enough to leave theirs lying around for anyone to find it may end up having it stolen. If this happens, the person cannot have Honor in any capacity again until their Warste Barsket is found. The foolish use them to block entrances to parking lots.

Uh, I went to Arright Parking and saw the Warste Barsket! Grand Dragon come to me, He say to stear it, so I did. I gain Honor!

by Mr. Honor February 12, 2009

Wars dick

Sorry it's too small to find.

Wars dick is smalllll.

by DOPE POPE April 4, 2017

Walrus Wars

When two male walruses fight to the death, in order to gain the companionship of another male walrus.

Guy 1: "Hey, look at those two male walruses fighting to gain the companionship of another male walrus."

Guy 2: "That's one of many walrus wars."

by steezeyfocheezey December 29, 2010