Sugar Wasted 

The act of getting drunk off of a major sugar rush

Guy 1: Bro did u see anna last night? She was so sugar wasted!

Guy 2: No Way! So was Bridgett!

Sugar Wasted by ZeroCool096 March 5, 2011

White School Girl Wasted 

Becoming so intoxicated that you dance like a dirty whore, hook up with several people, become extremely annoying, lose memory, and vomit profusely at the end of the night. After becoming white school girl wasted, females believe that they are much cooler for having doing so and brag to their friends for days.

"Yolanda can't handle her alcohol, and has become white school girl wasted! She's kissing other girls!!"

White School Girl Wasted by MDYM October 3, 2011

Second Hand Wasted 

1.The feeling of being drunk when you have not been drinking, but are surrounded by people who are drunk.

2. Pretending to be drunk when you have not been drinking in order to fit in with people who are under the influence of alcohol.

Derived from second hand smoke

Astrid hadn't had a sip of alcohol, but the high spirits of the bar made her second hand wasted.

Second Hand Wasted by CandyCane8226 June 5, 2011

Top shelf wasted 

When you go out drinking and get so wasted that you awake from your drinking coma days later.

Can also mean you are only drinking top shelf liquor to get wasted at a bar/club.

"Awwww man last week I got top shelf wasted in Tuesday.... Woke up Friday with no flow."

Top shelf wasted by Greatpickle December 4, 2014

Pumpkin Spice Latte Wasted 

Used during the holidays. Used when someone is beyond White Girl Wasted.

(At a Christmas Party) "Hey look at Felicia naked with the tinsel hanging from her nipples"

" She is totally Pumpkin spice latte wasted."

Pumpkin Spice Latte Wasted by Bear666 December 24, 2014

Sad wasted 

When you're so sad you just want to grab a bottle of vodka, drowned in your own vomit and wake up the next day not knowing who you are.

"I can't get my mocha latte so I'm going to get sad wasted"

Sad wasted by Suckadick350 August 17, 2016

Spank-Wanked 

When you get jerked off by a British and an American girl at the same time.

Dan: Last night was great. I got a spank-wanked by these 2 hotties.

Eric: Nice one bro.

Spank-Wanked by RaNDOMDUE23442312 March 21, 2017