Definitions by Greatpickle

Top shelf wasted 

When you go out drinking and get so wasted that you awake from your drinking coma days later.

Can also mean you are only drinking top shelf liquor to get wasted at a bar/club.

"Awwww man last week I got top shelf wasted in Tuesday.... Woke up Friday with no flow."

Top shelf wasted by Greatpickle December 4, 2014