Westlake Village

A small town about 25 minutes from Santa Monica and Los Angeles. When asked where they are from, residents often quickly respond, "LA" though traveling to Los Angeles for any event is unheard of. Westlake lies on the edges of Oak Park and Agoura Hills, (home to the beginnings of HOOBASTANK and HELLOGOODBYE) yet considered a part of Thousand Oaks and sometimes referred to as "The Village" to those with ghetto tendencies. Yet this town is anything but ghetto, in fact it is known to be home to rich "upper class" soccer moms with boobs harder than the men they turn on. However, the good news is; at least Westlake mothers tend to actually HAVE money.. you can tell by their teenage gym bodies and facelifts that they paid thousands of dollars for to look like crap. However, as boring as "The Village" may be, it is indeed a serene, happy location. Once home to Will Smith, Jessica Simpson, and Daryl Hannah. Currently home to Tom Selleck, Heather Locklear, Denise Richards, and a homeless woman with a blonde wig.

Kait: "There's a party in Simi Valley tonight, wanna go?"
Billy: "To SLIMI valley? No man, we're already in Westlake Village, let's just stay here."
Justin: "You guys are from Westlake? Where is that exactly?"
Kait: "LA"
Justin: "Oh really? Well my cousin is having a party in LA tonight.. wanna go?"
Billy: "Nah, it's too far."

by L.Bow January 27, 2009

village bike

The girl everyone has had a 'ride' on. Derogatory term for a promiscuious girl

Tommy's old girlfriend is the local 'village bike'.

by Gough Bedlam June 16, 2006

Ville Valo

A Sex God with most amazingly sexy green eyes and the sexiest body in the world.

Some people say he's my hero, but that doesn't describe how much more he actualy is.

Your Love is a Razorblade Kiss
Sweet as the taste from your lips

by Valo May 5, 2004

ville valo

One of the sexiest men alive.Lead singer for H.I.M.

Ville Valo loves to perform without his shirt on.

by Danny April 22, 2005

Villain

Anyone whose motives you don’t understand.

Maybe if you knew why I'm trying to take over the world, I'd no longer be a villain in your eyes.

by Izzy3 July 18, 2016

ville valo

New Age Jim Morrison,Poet,Artist,Beautiful ,Can use many of his Lyrics to describe him,Good Mannered,Polite,Sexy,The beggining of my End.

"Just one look into your eyes....one look and Im ready to die, cause your so beautiful."

by Erin February 22, 2005

The Villages Idiot

A nickname for Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, the shockingly ignorant wacka-wacka gun-nut who has mysteriously surfaced during the last election, much like a turd, in the House of Representatives.

The Villages Idiot has already been invited to this exclusive gated community in Florida to whine insipidly about the unspeakably unfair abuse of the Capitol Insurrectionists’ Constitutional rights and her support of killing Democratic members of the House and Senate while her racist throng is especially excited by the idea of Nancy Pelosi’s head on a stake!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2021