Vehicle Acrobatics

The act of partaking in a Halo multiplayer session with the sole intent of performing stunts involving the Warthog, Ghost, or Scorpion Tank.

Dude, we tried to get a wicked 4-Xbox Slayer going on, but Jimmy hopped into a Ghost and it turned into vehicle acrobatics.

by Mister Man the Guy September 21, 2004

Mormon Assault Vehicle

Commonly Called a MAV.
Mormon women drive them around all day long, to cart their litter of children around to and fro.
A tipical MAV is a Hummer, Ford Excursion, Ford Explorer, Ford*, Nissan Titan, Suburban, Denali. Any grosly oversized vehicle (commonly called a SUV)
Usually gets less than ten miles per gallon when fully loaded with children.
To spot a MAV, simple look at the driver. Is she a woman? Is her hair done up, is she wearing makeup? Does she have those fucking half see-through shiny silver glasses? Is you said yes to these, you have successfuly spotted a MAV.

A MAV may come equipped with some of the folowing items, this is how you can tell its being driven by one hip-ass mom:
Rims
Spinners
Tinted Windows
Spoilers
After market Xenon lights

Note: 99% of the time trucks are NOT MAV's, as they are usually driven by men and cannot hold many children. Crew cabs are an exception!

These damn women driving their MAVs, get off your fucking cell phone so you dont fucking hit me!

Damn, check out the milf in the MAV!

by TTM September 20, 2004

Vehicons

The best part about the Transformers. Millions of mindless drones completely loyal to the dictator of Cybertron(BM Megatron). Consists of Aerodrones, Cycle drones, Tank drones, Sentinel-class Tank drones, Mole drones, Assault car drones, Construction drones, ATV drones, (F)ATV drones, stealth drones, diagnostic drones, personal defense drones, and Copter drones.

Vehicons, the wave of the future. Transformers without sparks... No more individual minds, just one single guiding intelligence......MINE!

by Exor March 6, 2004

vehicular virgin

A person who hasn't had sex in a vehicle.

I can't believe you were a vehicular virgin until you were 35 years old!

by Wendy Perry-Slavin October 7, 2007

vehicular butt rape

the act of driving so close behind a person that their lights are directly in your rear view mirror...or so close that you cant see their fucking lights at all.

aka: RIDING ASS!

"dude, this guy is being a complete douche. he needs to chill the fuck out & stop vehicular butt raping me."

"cherie, you are making this poor guy a victim of vehicular butt rape by being so close to his bumper."

by misskat<3 December 17, 2009

broverturned vehicle

An overturned vehicle, usually a bro truck, whose unnecessary lift caused the center of gravity to be raised to a point wherein it contributed to the overturning of the vehicle. The overturn is usually initialized by poor bro driving, excessive speeds on a standard turns, or impact of another bro truck.

"I was late to work because there was broverturned vehicle blocking traffic at the intersection."

by bycrom February 7, 2009

vehicular hypochondria

noun: a condition in which a person constantly thinks something is wrong with his or her car, especially after it comes out of the shop or someone else has driven it

Guy 1: I swear something doesn't feel right about my car!
Guy 2: Dude, it just came out of the shop! Nothing's wrong with it. You've just got vehicular hypochondria.

by the1andonlyofo April 10, 2012