Varmint Lover

Someone who loves any animal despite it being a raccoon that just rolled in trash or a opossum that’s playing dead.

“Ethan is a Varmint Lover, he loves anything with a fluffy face.”

by Jakemon00 January 23, 2022

Varsity Fan Club

1. boy "band" group of unknown reject Abercrombie models who lip synch to songs.

2. Gay!

Girl 1: Have you heard of varsity fan club?

Girl 2: Who?

by His Right-Hand Pinky! April 13, 2009

Varsity Rebel

Varsity Rebel is an absolute mad lad who owns Dream Team. She is a nocturnal mongoloid and sells exploits to fund her alcoholic addiction. Her dad is 3 years younger than her but somehow, the family works out.

Varsity Rebel is an absolute EPIC gaymer!

by woooohooooosims May 21, 2019

Miss Varsity

'Mi-ss Var-sit-e' Being totally awesome at Soccer.

Damn! She's a Miss Varsity, for sure.

by 'Ex182 May 21, 2003

Varsity Retards

Big nice looking boobs. The opposite of giant flap jack tits with nipples the size of yarmulkes.

Look at the Varsity Retards on that hosehound, I could definitely spend some time with those.

by clarksd September 20, 2008

varmitha

Noun: It's sanskrit for goddesss of wealth.

Hi varmitha.

by Varmitron November 26, 2021

Vurmit

When one burps and simultaneously vomits a little in their mouth.

"aw dude those chili dogs were so gross, I think I'm gunna vurmit"

by StrudelHorse April 18, 2019