Definitions by clarksd

Varsity Retards 

Big nice looking boobs. The opposite of giant flap jack tits with nipples the size of yarmulkes.

Look at the Varsity Retards on that hosehound, I could definitely spend some time with those.

Varsity Retards by clarksd September 20, 2008

AC Slater 

When you decide to markdean taking a crap on the toilet facing the wrong direction. Much like how AC Slater sits in a chair when he's at the Maxx.

I had to markdean so bad but I wanted to read the poster behind the toilet so I decided to take an AC Slater. Afterwards my knees were bruised much like Lambourn's.

AC Slater by clarksd September 17, 2008