2 definitions by clarksd

Varsity Retards

Big nice looking boobs. The opposite of giant flap jack tits with nipples the size of yarmulkes.

Look at the Varsity Retards on that hosehound, I could definitely spend some time with those.

by clarksd September 18, 2006

AC Slater

When you decide to markdean taking a crap on the toilet facing the wrong direction. Much like how AC Slater sits in a chair when he's at the Maxx.

I had to markdean so bad but I wanted to read the poster behind the toilet so I decided to take an AC Slater. Afterwards my knees were bruised much like Lambourn's.

by clarksd September 8, 2006