yarmulkes 

The word yarmulkes,is a plural yiddish version of the hebrew word word kippas. This is a hat worn on the head by jews. Most religous Jews wear it all the time though the one who are less religous where it to Jewish events and at temple.

Mom: Boys, put on your yarmulkes, we're going to temple
Son: Okay, mom

yarmulkes by Sandra Jane February 18, 2008

Skin Yamaka (Yarmulke) 

When a middle aged man is balding only in the spot where a Jewish Yamaka (Yarmulke) would be worn.

Student 1: Dude, our teacher is getting old. I think he's balding!
Student 2: Yeah! I think he has a Skin Yamaka (Yarmulke)!

Skin Yamaka (Yarmulke) by Mr. Turtle096 September 30, 2010

Golden Yarmulke 

A circular bald patch on the top-back portion of the head most often found on men from 17 - 53 who are experiencing hair loss. Because of the location of the patch it is typically tan.

After Bill's wife caught him in bed with another man, the radius of his Golden Yarmulke seemed to increase at a much faster clip.

Golden Yarmulke by leveller225 September 15, 2004

chocolate yarmulka 

When two people are playing naked leapfrog, and the person doing the 'leaping' doesn't quite make it over the other person, thus landing on their head, hence giving the unlucky person a 'chocolate yarmulka'

"Did a bird just drop a load on your head, or did you just get a chocolate yarmulka at the nudist colony?"

chocolate yarmulka by Tim A October 17, 2005

Ramen Yarmulke

The name given to the material ejected on to a fellators head while being vomited on by the the person you are fellating.

Following a huge chili dinner, Frank failed to notify Darlene that he was extremely drunk when she began to fellate him. It came as no surprise to him when he vomited his dinner onto her head. Darlene screamed and immediately ran to the shower to clean off her newly delivered Ramen Yarmulke

Ramen Yarmulke by puckmonkey January 29, 2009

dirty yarmulke 

When you are getting a blow job, you shit in your hand and slam it on the back of your partner's head.

I don't like it when Dan Schwartz gives me the dirty yarmulke. Oi vey!

dirty yarmulke by LisaNaked March 20, 2004

Yarmulke Dance 

The act of inserting a penis into a vagina and making a fool of yourself by grunting loudly.

Last night my wife and I totally had a yarmulke dance fest!

Yarmulke Dance by ominous125 June 5, 2009