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Vanilla Hatchet

A vanilla hatchet refers to the act of a caucasian male punishing feminist behavior by fastening a blade to his erect phallus and slashing the perpetrator in the face with said blade.
Mike's wife was engaging in unruly feminist behavior, so he treated her to his infamous vanilla hatchet.
by Stefo July 27, 2006
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Vanilla Prep

Hiding all of your alternative lifestyle paraphernalia when preparing to have vanilla guests over who would be shocked by your personal life.
My parents are coming to visit so I better do Vanilla Prep and hide the sex toys and take the group sex websites off the web history.
by Veronica10 March 22, 2009
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vanilla dom

(n.) - A vanilla dom, sometimes referred to as a “vanilla top” or “vanilla dom top,” is a dominant subtype in the BDSM lexicon. It’s usually associated withIn the gay male community, but not exclusively. Vanilla doms are generally characterized by sexual arousal and identity related to dominant behavior, sexual top position and traditional sexual roles within the gender binary. What makes them unique to the broader LGBT/BDSM community is their openness to monogamy and trend to a more heteronormative approach to relationships and life. They’re generally attracted submissive, smooth, younger partners. While it’s not absolute, generally they avoid classic (clamps, paddles, chains) BDSM gear, multiple partners, circuit parties, PNP, etc. Often they are high earners and avoid drugs and alcohol and value fitness, health and industriousness.
Look at that fit daddy. He must be a vanilla dom.
by woolfgunphotobooth August 27, 2020
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vanilla with sprinkles

A vanilla with sprinkles person is someone who isn't exactly kinky or vanilla meaning they either vary or are somewhere in between.
"Im more of a vanilla with sprinkles, im into threesomes but i draw the line at blindfolds"
by actually batman October 22, 2017
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vanilla domme

A vanilla domme is a new Twitter phenomenon of people looking to cash in on newbie BDSM enthusiasts without having a clue.

It means 'I don't understand domination or fetish play but want to be praised and given money anyway'
Sally bought a cheap catsuit on Ebay and is now setting up her vanilla domme onlyfans site.
by curiousx10 March 18, 2021
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vanilla coke

The only known liquid-state form of crack cocaine.
I need my fix so I'm gonna go buy a 12-pack of Vanilla Coke.
by Kharivas August 26, 2004
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Sparkling Vanilla

After you have sex with an albino girl, she smiles and you wipe your cum on her teeth so they gleam in the sun light.
Someone please post a pic of an A&W cream soda can if you can't actually perform one. Albino girls are rare treasures. The porn for them is practically nonexistant. Even more so than midget.
by Karate Jesus December 7, 2004
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