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fuck vulture

Someone who waits for your relationship to end so that they can swoop in and hook-up with your ex-lover.
Matt is such a fuck vulture, he's banged all my ex-girlfriends.
by gene katter July 10, 2007
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Vulture Dyke

A Vulture Dyke is generally a butch lesbian who is always the first on the scene to greet a new girl at your school, office, or wherever long before any of the boys get to the new girl.
Yo dude, look at that nasty Vulture Dyke trying to get with the new girl! The boys ain't even noticed her yet.
by Greasy Ballsack March 26, 2009
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Vulture Capitalist

A businessman who is looking to buy companies at giveaway prices, as opposed to venture capitalists.
"It's well known that the business is having major problems paying its bills, so I guess it won't be long before the vulture capitalists start circling."
by Harry Food Tech May 14, 2009
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Vulture

(1)adj. Any person/thing who picks apart/scavenges through an object or place to obtain useful or working parts/pieces to benefit himself.

(2)v. the act of picking apart/scavenging through an object or place to obtain useful or working parts/pieces to benefit oneself.

adj. Vulture
v. Vultured, Vulturing
adv. Vulturingly
(1) "Dude! he's such a vulture! There's nothing left of that toaster!"

(2) "He totally just vultured that computer! there are no more working parts!"

"They really went through that pastry shop vulturingly; there is nothing good left!"
by Tyler Mark June 11, 2008
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vultured down

A variation of chow down; Used to describe the rapid consumption of food by multiple individuals (usually siblings) during a family styled meal. Vulturing down ensures that you get the portions you desire before that food is depleted.
I planned on having ham for Thanksgiving this year, but it was vultured down before it even made it to the table.
by SuperEboy January 24, 2014
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carpet vulture

noun
(shortened from red carpet)
Someone who needs to have constant attention and enjoys the fame from being known by many people. Anyone that is annoying in a social event by always finding someone that is willing to pay attention to them or constantly commenting or interupting your talking. Someone who is constatly trying to show how much better they are compared to you.
Evan was such a cartpet vulture every time I would talk with a girl.

I watched the carpet vulture move around the party all evening.
by Cory Phillips July 6, 2007
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Emo Vulture

Someone who is emo with long hair covering most or all of their face and is hunched over all the time. They tend to try and get with freshman because they are scavengers.
Mr.Fag is an Emo Vulture

Therefore, I mock him by kawing.
by Chevelle fan May 20, 2010
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