Uptown

To slam someone.

I was fighting this tall guy so I had to take him uptown.

by YoungMoneyFamous June 13, 2023

Uptowns

New York slang for White Air Force One shoes

Person 1: “I got my little sister some Uptowns for Christmas and she loves them!”

Person 2: “Awww thats really sweet of you!”

by roach.baddie November 5, 2023

take you uptown

A hidden reference in many male-singer country music songs: when the male protagonist of the musical work is accompanied by a willing and ready fertile female in the vehicle with him, in which case that sexual intercourse will occur at the first opportune moment.

"We′ll take you uptown tomorrow
I′ll make it a night you won't forget
And if I have to beg or borrow
We′re gonna be side by side tomorrow night"

"Might have a little dirt on my boots
But I'll take you uptown tonight
Might have a little mud on my wheels
But they're gonna shine with you up inside"

by Crypto-metaphor July 29, 2023

uptown Philly

Chestnut Hill, East Mt Airy, Germantown.

The real part of Philly....uptown and pround

Damn, I wanna go to uptown philly so I can play some dice

by Savage 392972 October 30, 2023

the uptown lowdown

Its either a sweet dance or a term for fucking

jerry: Hey Phil I heard my parents doing the uptown lowdown last night
Phil: well which uptown lowdown were they doing?
Jerry: how am I supposed to know they sound about the same

by (insert-name-here) February 22, 2021

Uptown Skonk

A more upmarket version of the typical 'Skonka', maybe one that habituates in the boroughs of chelsea

"Oh look at that Skonka" " Hun, shes wearing Fendi, thats deffo an "Uptown Skonk"

by bsg2504 May 29, 2016