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sloppy d and the uptown 3

a really great up and coming band. featuring michael on guitars, and on awesome, tarzan on guitar/bass and trumpet, with an occasional dance, turtle on guitar, and crazy-long orangutang arms, hardcore harry on lead guitar, and satan voice, then maybe some other cats on some other musical type things. their based in tampa florida, and their music can only be described as experimental uraguayin(from uraguay) techno, with some raggae, latin pop, and death metal roots. But basically their pure awesome, so you should check them out.
sloppy d and the uptown three is not a sexual enuendo... or is it?
by long dong silvers February 18, 2004
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the uptown lowdown

Its either a sweet dance or a term for fucking
jerry: Hey Phil I heard my parents doing the uptown lowdown last night
Phil: well which uptown lowdown were they doing?
Jerry: how am I supposed to know they sound about the same
by (insert-name-here) February 22, 2021
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take you uptown

A hidden reference in many male-singer country music songs: when the male protagonist of the musical work is accompanied by a willing and ready fertile female in the vehicle with him, in which case that sexual intercourse will occur at the first opportune moment.
"We′ll take you uptown tomorrow
I′ll make it a night you won't forget
And if I have to beg or borrow
We′re gonna be side by side tomorrow night"

"Might have a little dirt on my boots
But I'll take you uptown tonight
Might have a little mud on my wheels
But they're gonna shine with you up inside"
by Crypto-metaphor July 29, 2023
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Kate Upton's dildo

*scratches off lottery ticket
"KATE UPTON'S DILDO! I WON THE LOTTERY. FUCK YOU, BITCHES! I'M OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE! I QUIT!"
by deycallmebigdick March 8, 2014
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pulling an upton

pretending you've had sex when you haven't, or pretending you're drunker than you really are
Chris: Oh my god, Lily was totally pulling an upton last night
Dennis: I know, she didn't even sleep with John! And she only had one beer!
by BlueBlossom November 20, 2016
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upton park

Moderately crazy. London. Upton Park is an Underground station on the District Line and it is *two stops short of Barking*.
"You wanna watch out with that girl, she's Upton Park."
by Ralph Hancock May 13, 2006
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updownleftright

When you are bored enough to finally type the four cardinal directions into a search engine and end up here
Um... I'm done browsing through all the pages of Google and all of my porn... I know! Updownleftright saves the day!
by nothingintheworld November 27, 2013
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