Girl Udders

Boobs and lactating out of nipples

"A baby sucks their mother's Girl Udder(s), this is lactating"

"When we f**k, I pinch her Udders"

"I like milking my Girl Udders, mmmm"

by Awkward. June 07, 2014

monkey udders

non-appealing breasts.

'check out the monkey udders on that slut'

OR

'she got 3 kids, her tits will be like monkey udders'

by hank grolok December 15, 2011

Cow Udder

When you hang a bag of Franzia from a basement ceiling or from any apparatus that is above your head. Thus allowing you to open the valve and suckle the teet of the bag of franzia or the "cow udder" at mouth level. One must proceed to finish the bag by himself or with friends.

Max: Hey Dan I bet you and I can do a whole cow udder by ourselves.

Dan: Let me hang that shit up man!

2 hours later..... or maybe 1 hour later...

Max & Dan: What the fuck happened!?!?!? Fuck it clown!

by CowUdder February 29, 2012

udder chaos

When you have drunken sex with a girl with huge tits.

We hooked up last night it was udder chaos.

by Richard Manuel March 09, 2021

suck my french udder

stfu

why don't you suck my french udder

by bosskinggmegaman November 17, 2014

udder dunk

When you dunk your head into some massive tits.

I udder dunked on those huge tits at that party.

by MrDarth January 04, 2016

PASSION UDDER

A real thirst quenching hunk of wet. Preferably a glass of water or Rubicon (flavour is up to you.)

Boy 1: Oi man, send me a suck on that passion udder.

Boy 2: Off to Saino’s G, i’ll grip a couple udders no doubt.

by Slickrickyoyo January 04, 2019