by worriorGOD September 17, 2013
by Emi1iooo October 26, 2022
Example of UD living-
One night at the Cleaver house-
Beav- hey, Dad, can you give me a hand here?
Ward -Sure, Beaver, what are you up to, you little rapscallion?
Beav- I'm adding new definitions for Urban Dictionary, have you heard of it?
Ward- Beaver, you know I only look at porn sites and on-line gambling. Why do you think your mother and I named you Beaver?
Beav- yeah, Dad... WTF was with that anyway? Never mind.
Here's an entry I'd like to make:
Beaversnap-shoot rubberbands at a vagina and then take a dump.
Ward- is that a made up sexual act?
Beaver- I'm sure somebody made it up, I didn't read it in the bible.
Ward- sounds good, okay time to submit? All done here?
Beaver- Here's another one: George Bush- nonsense syllable.
Ward- you've got me by the short hairs there. I know we're supposed to reject nonsensical entries, and I'm pretty sure George Bush has been published before, but it is a celebrity. WTH, submit, little buddy.
Beaver-How bout this one- Beaver.com it's my own website, maybe I can pick up few subscribers for my MILF site of Mom doing Wally's friends.
Ward- We could use the extra income, but I'm afraid I can't go along with that one. We're not supposed to publish ads.
Beaver- right, we play by the rules. How bout this:
Johnny Bravo and the Shrimp Shack shooters, with Greg Brady and the Wonders?
Ward: No local bands, and friends names.
Beaver: You suck!
June: (calling from the kitchen) Ward, are you being rough on the beaver again?
Ward: Shut up, you whore! YOU'RE A GODDAMN WHORE!!! Ok Beaver, where were we?
Beaver: I was up to the word "nigger" I define it as lazy shiftless presidential candidate.
Ward: Get rid of the lazy and shiftless and you've got a definition. Remember, racist slur, but no racism.
Beaver: Gotcha! Hey I've got an idea, how about "Whore?" That could mean "homemaker in the neighborhood who takes money from neighbors kids in order to have sex."
Ward: Pretty good! I think you have to take the word homemaker out of there to get rid of the sexism. (calls into the kitchen) YOU DIRTY WHORE!
June: MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE SUCH A TINY COCK!
Ward: SHUT UP, YOU WHORE!
Beaver: Dad?
Ward: Yes, son?
Beaver: Can I publish this? Jesus- a person I hate.
Ward: Can't see why not. It's your opinion. But remember, even if the dictionary allows for spelling mistakes, the Cleavers do not. IS MY DINNER READY YET, WHORE?
June: (calling back) IT'S AT THE GAYBAR WHERE YOU LEFT YOUR MANHOOD.
Ward: YOU FRIKKEN WHORE!!
One night at the Cleaver house-
Beav- hey, Dad, can you give me a hand here?
Ward -Sure, Beaver, what are you up to, you little rapscallion?
Beav- I'm adding new definitions for Urban Dictionary, have you heard of it?
Ward- Beaver, you know I only look at porn sites and on-line gambling. Why do you think your mother and I named you Beaver?
Beav- yeah, Dad... WTF was with that anyway? Never mind.
Here's an entry I'd like to make:
Beaversnap-shoot rubberbands at a vagina and then take a dump.
Ward- is that a made up sexual act?
Beaver- I'm sure somebody made it up, I didn't read it in the bible.
Ward- sounds good, okay time to submit? All done here?
Beaver- Here's another one: George Bush- nonsense syllable.
Ward- you've got me by the short hairs there. I know we're supposed to reject nonsensical entries, and I'm pretty sure George Bush has been published before, but it is a celebrity. WTH, submit, little buddy.
Beaver-How bout this one- Beaver.com it's my own website, maybe I can pick up few subscribers for my MILF site of Mom doing Wally's friends.
Ward- We could use the extra income, but I'm afraid I can't go along with that one. We're not supposed to publish ads.
Beaver- right, we play by the rules. How bout this:
Johnny Bravo and the Shrimp Shack shooters, with Greg Brady and the Wonders?
Ward: No local bands, and friends names.
Beaver: You suck!
June: (calling from the kitchen) Ward, are you being rough on the beaver again?
Ward: Shut up, you whore! YOU'RE A GODDAMN WHORE!!! Ok Beaver, where were we?
Beaver: I was up to the word "nigger" I define it as lazy shiftless presidential candidate.
Ward: Get rid of the lazy and shiftless and you've got a definition. Remember, racist slur, but no racism.
Beaver: Gotcha! Hey I've got an idea, how about "Whore?" That could mean "homemaker in the neighborhood who takes money from neighbors kids in order to have sex."
Ward: Pretty good! I think you have to take the word homemaker out of there to get rid of the sexism. (calls into the kitchen) YOU DIRTY WHORE!
June: MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE SUCH A TINY COCK!
Ward: SHUT UP, YOU WHORE!
Beaver: Dad?
Ward: Yes, son?
Beaver: Can I publish this? Jesus- a person I hate.
Ward: Can't see why not. It's your opinion. But remember, even if the dictionary allows for spelling mistakes, the Cleavers do not. IS MY DINNER READY YET, WHORE?
June: (calling back) IT'S AT THE GAYBAR WHERE YOU LEFT YOUR MANHOOD.
Ward: YOU FRIKKEN WHORE!!
by castrato February 20, 2008
by North Park November 02, 2009
When you wanna publish some words (Urban dictionary) and they send you (ain't published) you can call them the bitch
by Kage Maro 2008 March 14, 2015
Just when you wanna publish some words (Urban dictionary) they just don't share them and send (wasn't published) to you , then you could call them the bitch as funny not insult.
Hey dude, I published some words last night but it wasn't published
oh man, me too , UD the bitch published some fuckin nonsense definitions but not good and also it must be cleared there so many harmful , slurs homophobic bad words haha.
oh man, me too , UD the bitch published some fuckin nonsense definitions but not good and also it must be cleared there so many harmful , slurs homophobic bad words haha.
by Kage Maro 2008 March 13, 2015
The act of licking the anus of another person in a pleasurable and circular motion. However in this instance it is the management and staff of Urban Dictionary licking each other's assholes to celebrate themselves, thinking their lives have relevance in the world.
The management of Urban Dictionary broke the record today for most UD Rimming in one week in celebration of themselves thinking they are still relevant and funny. 120 employees, including their friends and
family participated in the rimming and fart sniffing fiesta.
family participated in the rimming and fart sniffing fiesta.
by Dirty Burrito October 31, 2018