tweaker

a tweaker is simply a weirdo, from that weird girl who stalks you, the weird witch lady who lives at number 3 to that crazy old guy with the massive beard who rides his bike around all day muttering. its useful to have in the vocab as it can be shouted with no risk of insult to the tweaker in question. by streachin the sylables it can be made into an almost bird like cry. if u like
tweeeeee-kaaaaaahh

"oh my god, this guy is a fucking stalker, what a tweaker"

"shit dude, did you see that matey wearin girls clothes, what a tweeker"

"whos that tweaker on a microscooter"

by purv of the gore May 5, 2007

tweaker

A man or a female who jump at loud noises or are always freaked out by little things

"Holy shit Tim just totally tweaked at the car that passed by us, what a tweaker!"

by Diggyer December 28, 2005

tweaker

Some one who twitters too frequently

Wow your sister is such a tweaker, I mean she has like 87 posts a day.

by BeanyStiney April 8, 2009

tweaker

Keeth, Johnny Ray and Tim. Not Tweaker Dave any more.

Keeth, Johnny Ray and Tim are fucking tweakers but Tweaker Dave isn't a tweaker anymore.

by Kevin Twisted April 9, 2005

twitter tweaker

A user of a social networking site who tweets about being strung out on meth.

That twitter tweaker had a status update at 3:45 am she better put the pipe down.

by BigJohnMich March 7, 2010

tweaker scum

1. A man who pretends to be your friend but steals from you when your back is turned. Also will be fronted large amounts of methamphetamine then skip out on the bill because you hurt his feelings when calling him out on his own shit.
2. See also Jake Place or "little bitch"

"Dude did you hear that Kristi lost her house? It's all because of that Tweaker scum who stole her shit and never paid her back. Man he really Jake Placed her ass."

by GotohellJake December 5, 2014

Tweaker Dick

A Tweaker Dick is an annoying guy who smokes meth regularly and who can't maintain an erection. He often will insist on trying to have sex with various partners and pretend to not notice his dick is soft. He may try for hours. Cialis and Viagra are oftentimes a great remedy for tweaker dick.

That dummy whipped out his tweaker dick and expected me to suck it or something! I laughed and took a picture of it for my tumblr.

by Adrienochrome May 16, 2016