twandied

going out and getting absolutely hammered just like twandi!

i drank a million shots last night, woke up twandied

by mystery123123 June 29, 2011

Twandle

A mix of Twirling, Waddling and Wondering. Generally you're procrastinating to get to the place you need to go, or bored and feel like getting lost.

"Hey where you going bro?" "Oh I'm just going to Twandle around."

by thatawesomechick. August 26, 2012

Twoandahalfsome

When you have a tattoo if a penis on your penis and then have sex. It's not a threesome as there's not three people, but a it is twoandahalfsome because there is two penises.

I got a new tattoo now I can have a twoandahalfsome.

by D3I May 15, 2016

Tandam

Tandam is the best ship in existence, the same as Adner but spelt in a better way.

What do you mean Kardam?? Tandam is obviously the best!

by seksbot October 8, 2017

twando

Area between the top of your asshole and the top of your ass crack.

“Hey, when you leaving?”
“Right after I wash my twando, going on a date.”

by BigSpoon83 December 12, 2017

thandan

A scrawny feller, generally missing teeth that believes camping is the best way to live. Charismatic, able to sell anything to anyone(ex.vacuums,drugs,hand made furniture,firewood,etc.) Doesn't care about the law of man. Possibly been abducted by aliens or big brother(who's always watching). Enjoys outdoor activities such as fishing,hiking, and panhandling. keen sense of smell similiar to a bloodhound. A night owl that can stay awake for days on end. Typically uses phrases such as

If I could hire anyone it'd be a Thandan.

by JohnChopkinsUniversity May 2, 2019

tandalyn

the best, funniest, most beautiful, girl to be around she will rock your world and turn you on your head

hey man did you see how that girl was to him she’s a total tandalyn

by Senõr Bongwater July 6, 2019