A scrawny feller, generally missing teeth that believes camping is the best way to live. Charismatic, able to sell anything to anyone(ex.vacuums,drugs,hand made furniture,firewood,etc.) Doesn't care about the law of man. Possibly been abducted by aliens or big brother(who's always watching). Enjoys outdoor activities such as fishing,hiking, and panhandling. keen sense of smell similiar to a bloodhound. A night owl that can stay awake for days on end. Typically uses phrases such as