Tandam

Tandam is the best ship in existence, the same as Adner but spelt in a better way.

What do you mean Kardam?? Tandam is obviously the best!

by seksbot October 8, 2017

Tandem bike

(N.) A group of women who are on same menstrual cycle.

"After working here for three months, it was only a matter of time before I was added to Mary and Ashley's tandem bike."

by Leon Firestone December 29, 2012

tandump

The act of one person taking a dump normally on a toilet while another person sits on their lap facing them and takes a dump through the space between the first persons legs.

A tandump can be performed either consensually or by ambush. In an ambush tandump, the assailant initiates a tandump by climbing over a stall wall and dropping down onto the unsuspecting pooper.

Ari: Hey Jacob, wanna take a tandump with me??
Jacob: Yeah of course! I call dibs on bottom!

************
Joe: Mike, why did you and Elaina break up?!?
Mike B: Her ex, Josh, told me that she really enjoyed tandumps, so I decided to surprise her with an ambush tandump! She threw up on me and threatened to call the police...

by AmericanSwagSociety December 9, 2010

Tandem Turd

A turd that reaches both ends of the toilet.

I ate so much McDonald’s that i clogged the toilet with a tandem turd!

by Pizzasuacc July 26, 2019

Tanama Goggles

after being at tan(all girls camp) for a few weeks, any guy who works there, or comes into the camp would be considered a sex god. girls going crazy over him, and thinking that he's the best looking guy in the world; the truth? he's actually pretty ugly, but the deprivation of not seeing real guys for a couple weeks gets to the girls.

"tanama goggles" makes a guy who would be average or slightly ugly in real life SUPER hot

it would be like taking clay aiken or jacob hoggard (lead singer of hedley)
and making him live at all girls camp
the girls would go crazy
because of "tanama goggles"
they would make him look like
taylor lautner or ashton kutcher
- attractive when he actually isn't remotely attractive

by tanl<3ver2009 December 19, 2009

tandax

its a pogger, not a boomer not a zoomer, the hero of greentoppers

PapaTandax is god

by PapaTandax August 27, 2019

Tandem Shitting

The act of two people taking nasty shits in side by side bathroom stalls at the same time.

Baxter "Did you see those two guys go into the bathroom and drop bombs at the same time"?

Jay "Ya Tandem Shitting is frowned upon".

by MadShitter40 January 12, 2012