The act of pinching off the tip of a loaf after it has been coming out of your asshole before you reached the bathroom. Most of the time resulting in a skid mark in your drawers.
Hey, can you pull over at the next stop? I'm guillotining a turtle head over here. (spoken from the passenger seat during a long drive)
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Tumbling the turtle, sorry..
2. What'd you get up to earlier with that girl?
We were tumbling the turtle.
Tumbling the turtle, sorry..
2. What'd you get up to earlier with that girl?
We were tumbling the turtle.
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Jenna: I made that bitch cum with just my knee last night
Veronica: you yertled the turtle!
Yertle the turtle: making bitches cum with knee ONLY
Veronica: you yertled the turtle!
Yertle the turtle: making bitches cum with knee ONLY
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A You Tube celebrity that wades in drainage ditches to hunt snapping turtles. He is currently up to 1.8 Million hits. He might be one of the biggest hillbillies of all time. His technique is to feel out the turtles with his feet and then yank them up and shriek out loud. Heeee-yip!
Turtle Man Quote - " I try not to smile cause I got ma teef knocked out by a chain saw."
Turtle Man Quote - " I try not to smile cause I got ma teef knocked out by a chain saw."
by WindowLicker9000 January 29, 2010
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by TurtlesAreCool42 December 5, 2017
Get the Turtle mug.a smart lil sea boi! turtles r good for the environment and are very friendly!! they may walk slow but they are cute and adorable. do not hate on turtles :,)
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