Tennessee Trumpeter

When that special lady is giving you a blow-job, fiddle with her clit. Her moans of pleasure will create an oscillation in the throat, a hum if you will. This hum will no doubt lead to a rapid expulsion of baby juice. Thus the Tennessee Trumpeter has brought the house down playing his number one hit.

Hey sugar seeing as its Saturday lets get the ol' Tennessee Trumpeter out tonight.

by OrchardThief August 8, 2016

Closet Trumpeter

Noun. A person who is afraid of admitting they are voting for Donald Trump in fear of various events happening, including but not limited to: being disowned; getting a divorce; breaking up with their significant other; and/or being murdered.

Matteo: Have you decided who you are voting for?
Cassandra: Don't tell my mom, because she's a radical left winger, but I'm a Closet Trumpeter.

Joe: I can't believe you've been a Closet Trumpeter all this time. You even went to the Hiliary Rally with me!
Michelle: I'm sorry you had to find out this way, I still love you!
Joe: I can't do this. We're getting a divorce.

by TheMissQueeny September 15, 2016

Trumpite

A person whose loyalty to Trump defies reason, logic, or common sense; a person who stands to gain personally from Trump being President contrary to The Constitution's rules and regulations for the good of the overall country; a selfish idiot who believes the whole of America belongs to them regardless of the facts that are ignored for the fictions.

I cannot believe how many dumb Trumpites are willing to do anything for that poser.

by draegon67 November 30, 2020

Trumpcare

Government healthcare program thought up by a group of rich white men posing as politicians that will provide you with enough coverage for a band-aid. Unless of course you are one of the rich.

I went to the E.R. with a severed finger. Having Trumpcare , they reattached it with a band-aid...thankfully I can sew!

by DFThompson March 11, 2017

tit trumpeteer

A female, or obese man, who plays the trumpet best with their breasts. Pressing their breasts together at mad speeds creates enough air at the right frequency to both blow air through the trumpet and push the keys.

Mary received an A in band after displaying what a good tit trumpeteer she was.

by Niggadicks April 28, 2006

trumpeteering

The simple act of making America great again.

American voters have decided to start trumpeteering, instead of sticking with the recent US Government trend of international buttersnap-shitfuckery.

by Nagromnaedhcrub February 5, 2017

Trumpcare

1) Obamacare with Trump's name slapped on it with his gold label maker

Or
2) A plan that would only benefit Trump's rich friends in the medical industry that give the Trump Foundation lots of donations and stay in his hotels

Thanks to Trumpcare, I'm living in a new cardboard house because I went in debt trying to pay for cough medicine.

by UndergroundEd42 February 8, 2017