by Jackie Walker January 18, 2005
Get the treetard mug.1. a person or organization whom makes unorthodox references, actions, implications, crazy juxtapositions, threats, looming etc. in an all out and defensive manner that resemble Professor Sybill Patricia Trelawney from J.K. Rowling Harry Potter series, when she is receiving an "performance audit"-like interrogation by Dolores Umbridge, when their usefulness is challenged.
2. a person or government bureaucracy whom commits a slippery slope or camel's nose fallacy through an exceptionally egregious manner in an effort to justify their perpetual existence.
2. a person or government bureaucracy whom commits a slippery slope or camel's nose fallacy through an exceptionally egregious manner in an effort to justify their perpetual existence.
Auditor Smith: The department I just audited is suffering from the Trelawney effect (or Sybill effect).
Auditor James: What did they do?
Auditor Smith: Told us that if we didn't leave this instant and stop disrupting them, then that the planet's core was going to mutate causing a cataclysmic and irreversible instability, our ears would sprout brain eating butterflies, every volcano on Earth would simultaneously erupt, and one out of ever forth human being would transform into a brain and blood sucking zombie/vampire.
Auditor James: What department were you auditing?
Auditor Smith: Congress.
Auditor James: What did they do?
Auditor Smith: Told us that if we didn't leave this instant and stop disrupting them, then that the planet's core was going to mutate causing a cataclysmic and irreversible instability, our ears would sprout brain eating butterflies, every volcano on Earth would simultaneously erupt, and one out of ever forth human being would transform into a brain and blood sucking zombie/vampire.
Auditor James: What department were you auditing?
Auditor Smith: Congress.
by Dragoon91786 October 25, 2010
Get the Trelawney effect mug.1. Someone who falls out of a tree
2. Someone who breaks a branch and crashes to the ground.
3. A cool person
2. Someone who breaks a branch and crashes to the ground.
3. A cool person
If you are ever in a tree, relaxing and then you fall off, you are a treefaller.
If you are getting out of a tree and then you get down through a branch and it breaks and you fall.
If you are getting out of a tree and then you get down through a branch and it breaks and you fall.
by purplepigeon27 March 9, 2011
Get the treefaller mug.A really cool person. Usually a person and or being that is exceptionally well at the art of body mods such as body piercing and tattooing.
by pangydalette June 15, 2011
Get the Treelo mug.hairy ball that falls from a coconut or palm tree. white milky inside. hurts when it hits you. treeballs kill more people than sharks, but less people than boring speeches. people drink treeballs as a substitute to milk. they also use treeball shells as bowls, shovels or cups for football.
thanks to my treeball cup, my balls are okay.
my cousin dick got hit on the head and nudered by a treeball.
treeballs are kept high in the tree.
wow, what big treeballs!
my cousin dick got hit on the head and nudered by a treeball.
treeballs are kept high in the tree.
wow, what big treeballs!
by andrew104 June 5, 2012
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Israr is such an extreme vegetarian, he might as well be a treebanger
Israr is such an extreme vegetarian, he might as well be a treebanger
by McBoooger February 10, 2014
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