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treetard

Low intellect tree removal worker.
Graduated high school by the skin of his teeth.
"Oh, Golly sue, This branch needs to be trimmed. Better call a treetard"
by Jackie Walker January 18, 2005
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Trelawney effect

1. a person or organization whom makes unorthodox references, actions, implications, crazy juxtapositions, threats, looming etc. in an all out and defensive manner that resemble Professor Sybill Patricia Trelawney from J.K. Rowling Harry Potter series, when she is receiving an "performance audit"-like interrogation by Dolores Umbridge, when their usefulness is challenged.

2. a person or government bureaucracy whom commits a slippery slope or camel's nose fallacy through an exceptionally egregious manner in an effort to justify their perpetual existence.
Auditor Smith: The department I just audited is suffering from the Trelawney effect (or Sybill effect).

Auditor James: What did they do?

Auditor Smith: Told us that if we didn't leave this instant and stop disrupting them, then that the planet's core was going to mutate causing a cataclysmic and irreversible instability, our ears would sprout brain eating butterflies, every volcano on Earth would simultaneously erupt, and one out of ever forth human being would transform into a brain and blood sucking zombie/vampire.

Auditor James: What department were you auditing?

Auditor Smith: Congress.
by Dragoon91786 October 25, 2010
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treefaller

1. Someone who falls out of a tree
2. Someone who breaks a branch and crashes to the ground.

3. A cool person
If you are ever in a tree, relaxing and then you fall off, you are a treefaller.

If you are getting out of a tree and then you get down through a branch and it breaks and you fall.
by purplepigeon27 March 9, 2011
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Treelo

A really cool person. Usually a person and or being that is exceptionally well at the art of body mods such as body piercing and tattooing.
I went and got a fresh ass muh fuckin' piercing from Treelo the other day!
by pangydalette June 15, 2011
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treeball

hairy ball that falls from a coconut or palm tree. white milky inside. hurts when it hits you. treeballs kill more people than sharks, but less people than boring speeches. people drink treeballs as a substitute to milk. they also use treeball shells as bowls, shovels or cups for football.
thanks to my treeball cup, my balls are okay.

my cousin dick got hit on the head and nudered by a treeball.

treeballs are kept high in the tree.

wow, what big treeballs!
by andrew104 June 5, 2012
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treelet

Person#1 "Hey what's a baby tree called?"
Person#2 "I don't know. A treelet?"
by kinglington December 26, 2013
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treebanger

Noun: a treebanger is a horny hippie who instead of hugging the trees, tries to bang them
Check out that treebanger by the fern with his pants down

Israr is such an extreme vegetarian, he might as well be a treebanger
by McBoooger February 10, 2014
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