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Ukrainian Tractor Pull

The act of stealing a main battle tank by towing it behind a standard farm tractor.
We can defend our homeland by organizing a Ukrainian Tractor Pull.
by NerdyShenanigans March 4, 2022
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Tractor Pies

Clumps of hard-packed mud stuck to highways that were left there by tractors and other farm machinery.
My tires and shocks took a beating from all the tractor pies on the highway
by Cousin Merl October 21, 2010
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traceusse

A female traceur; Female who practices Parkour.

See Traceur or Parkour.
"There should be more aspiring Traceusses in the world."
by Vanix February 3, 2007
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Tactically Drunk

The act of using the fact that you are, or appear to be drunk to your distinct advantage when trying to achieve personal gain. Usually it is a good idea to greatly overplay your drunk appearance because if you are sober enough to play the tactically drunk card you will appear to be too sober to perform the kinds of ridiculous acts commonly associated with being tactically drunk.

If, in a nightclub's seating area you happen to end up next to someone hot while they are trying to get with someone else you may make yourself appear to be very drunk in order to distract the guy/girl from your rival. These actions can be anything from falling on top of the couple in order to prevent them from hooking up or you could stand up and act as outrageous as possible to focus the attention on you. Works even better with an accomplice--twice the tactical drunkenness is twice as good!
You see a friend in a nightclub falling on top of a couple.

You: Dude what are you doing you've only had two drinks!

Friend: Shhhh! It's alright I'm being tactically drunk...I need to distract these two! Care to help?

You: Sure thing! (You then proceed to dance in a manner that really just can't be ignored while your friend does his own thing.)
by duderoony May 25, 2010
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tactile sex

Not quite oral, and not sex. Handjobs, fingering, or anything else dealing with hands.
What did you two do?
We just made out and had tactile sex.
by Coach Strokes December 4, 2010
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Pringleton tactic

When involved in a game of poker, fold everything apart from aces or kings (really good hands) and then during the hand, check or fold your way through. Bad play!
Oh, I see Scott is using the Pringleton tactic again!
by Coonani91 January 7, 2011
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Poo Tactics

To implement a tactical poo so that people in the vicinity of the toilet are unaware you are doing a dirty horrible shit.

- Implemented primarily in restrooms and in toilets of new acquaintances.
1. To cough loudly when the turd makes impact with the water in the toilet to disguise velocity, size and the sound of the crap.

2. To use air freshner post-turd.

3. To use the bathroom when minimal people are in the vicinity of the toilet.

4. To flush the turd and clean the toilet with the accompanying brush in the very same flush as to avoid the double flush rule. Failing this will gross people out--indefinately.

Dude, I don't know these people well enough to shit in their home. I need to implement some 'Poo tactics'.
by Ckrc December 22, 2013
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