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Home Trak

A home care scheduling software program that thinks that it is better than any other computer software program on the market. It likes to update several hundred times a day especially updating several times consecutively during times of crisis. Home Trak will interrupt anything else you are doing especially when you typing a very long and important email therefore causing giant gaps in the body for you to have to go back and fix. Home Trak will cause severe frustration causing you to curse at your computer randomly throughout the day making your co-workers and employers think you have tourettes syndrome.
Heidi: I have to get this email out by noon.

Deb: You better hurry then.

Heid:i Fucking Home Trak keeps updating.

Deb: Fuck Home Trak

Heidi: I am going to throw this computer out the fucking window.
by vegeheidi June 23, 2011
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fat homie hoppin trick

A derogatory term used by Montrose "beezys" to "talk shit" on other "beezys" (see definition for "beezy"); used by white girls surprisingly; not typically used in the educated English language (in other words- no one really knows what it means)
You a fat homie hoppin trick that is going to get stomped for sucking on my homegirl's boyfriend's penis.
by montroseurbandictionary October 2, 2012
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hooptie truck

It's not a diesel, and it's barely a gaser. Basically any truck that the driver don't know what a real truck is. Some young privk usually drives it, revving the engine at every stop, and beats on it to try and replace what the space in their pants can't.
"If your lift kit is lopsided, your truck might be a hooptie truck"
"If your truck was bought on Craigslist, it might be a hooptie"
by Tricksortruck May 14, 2015
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Gordie howe hat trick

A goal, assist, and a fight.

Assist- Start with a blow job
Goal- pounding pussy

Fight- Switch holes and hold on!
Win the game by finishing the job
Last night I preformed the Gordie Howe hat trick. Came out with a black eye ,but I still won!
by Abbjmt May 23, 2021
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Hoe Trick

A hoe trick is a play on words for the cricket term, a hat trick. It involves making sure a woman comes three times for each male ejeculation. A purist might want to make her come with each of his tongue, dick and fingers for each time that he comes.

Called a hoe trick as if delivered correctly it will make even the purest princess desperate to see you again.
She was so perfect that I want to marry her. I took the time to give her a hoe trick so she comes back for more.
by DivorcedScott April 7, 2022
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Hoe Fuckin' Trick

To dismiss or not recognize someone's verbal bullshit,
Could be used as an insult; or as a Sexual suggestion.
" Oh you a Hoe Fuckin' Trick!"

" Eat my ass you Hoe Fuckin Trick"

"Would you like to be My Hoe Fuckin' Trick?"
by MiserableW1ZRD November 4, 2022
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