Haddon Township

A rather large trailer park located in South Jersey where hicks, slutty 13 year old girls, wiggers and emo biker fags roam the parking lots of McDonalds, Wendy's and Primo Water Ice. The people of Township are rumored to eat their cereal with Keystone Light instead of your typical bowl of milk. To Township youth, every town surrounding their 2.8 square mile trash pit they call home, is inferior, especially Haddonfield because "they dun be sum rich arseholes and therefour is a bunch of fags, yeehaw tawnsheip!"

Township is basically fail.

Average Human being - "Hello. Where are you from?"

Haddon Township Resident - "TAAAWNHEIP! yeehaw!" (takes swig from flask of whiskey)

by Seamore Jugs May 6, 2009

North Brunswick Township High School

You ever walk into a public bathroom stall and see 2 niggas giving the succs? Only in North Brunswick Township High School. Here we disregard the feelings of our peers and engage in questionable acts such as pregnancy tests in a public bathroom, STD scandals, Drug Use... Should I continue.

You here about the mold and wasps in that school?

It was North Brunswick Township High School but I’m not surprised.

by Lilgengarcup October 19, 2019

Allamuchy Township School

Located in a small redneck town in the middle of nowhere, this school has nothing to it and no one cares about it so it is underfunded

Will: I'm going to make a donation to Allamuchy Township School today, I feel good today

by Therandomguy123 November 23, 2016

manheim township

school that shows you why you aren’t good and how to use a tampon at the age of 7

You know , manheim township is soooo annoying. i heard it has slutty girls that play lacrosse.

by sheepy in bmc July 21, 2019

Washington Township Highschool

A school in south jersey with about 5000 kids who are either punk,wigger, or nerds.The academics are very poor and only about 60% of the kids go to college.In sports they are decent but still lose to the top end teams, no matter how many steroids they use.The excessive alcohol and drug use in the school might be a reason why they are a very bad school.But, on the good end of it almost every girl in the school is hott,but the majority of the hott girls are sluts and have a STD.If you go to TWP you should just quit life.

TWP is such a trash school

a school with hookers,sluts, and down syndrome

by WHO_ARE_U April 29, 2005

Boonton Township

A town in New Jersey that neighbors with Mountain Lakes, commonly mistaken to be integrated with the stereotype of "Mountain Lakers", yet Boonton Township residents are far more different in relation to: automobiles, luxury, wealth, clothing & accesories, work ethic, and amount of employment.

Those Boonton Township residents work there hands to the bone.

by The Truth November 25, 2006

Bethel Township

shithole

your asshole aka bethel township

by jeff ireland October 21, 2008