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tissue bitch

1. Sam ( brother of Zach )
2. The slave who comes around with a waste basket picking up used tissues. These tissues may contain snot or shit. He then takes theese tissues to his room where he places them on massive shrine. He sometimes scrapes off the the shit and mixes it with ostrich milk and injects it into his anus.
by COTT PETERSON March 5, 2005
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Tissue Dependency

When you have a cold and your nose is so runny that you need to carry a box of tissues around with you all day.
My sister has really bad tissue dependency right now: She's actually tied a box to her leg.
by The Seventh Muse December 9, 2010
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Tissue Fiend

The Tissue Fiend is a little small tampon demon that crawls inside a persons anal opening, tearing out this individuals insides causes them to bleed to death. Thus, pooping out the blood and chunks along with the Tissue Fiend as well. And his catch phrase is: "Crawl crawl slice dice!"
I found the Tissue Fiend last night and I caught it!
by S. Covert January 13, 2009
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Tissue Box Orgasm

when you think you're going to get caught masturbating so you ejaculate as soon as possible and grab the tissues rapidly causing many tissues to come out as well
Guy 1: Dude my mom almost caught me rubbin it out!
Guy 2: That happened to me too, I had a tissue box orgasm, but my mom didnt even come in my room... FUCK
by neverbeencaught1007 April 25, 2010
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Tissue disc drive

exactly what it sounds like. a disk drive that, instead of reading disks, dispenses tissues. usually made by gutting an entire computer, putting a tissue box inside, and pulling the tissues out through the disc drive.
"man, i need to refill my Tissue disc drive. I was sneezing a ton last night and I ran out!" "i couldnt find any tissues to insert into the computer though."

'bummer..."
by thekittykat October 13, 2011
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Tissue breakup

When a friendship or romantic relationship disintegrates faster than a tissue held under running water, metaphorically speaking. Often results in using actual tissues.
Steve had just broken up with his girlfriend. It was a tissue breakup, because they'd just been hanging out the previous day.
by Brickdictionary118 February 26, 2013
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tissue painting

When you cum on a tissue and the tissue gets stuck on something
Yesterday my buddy was tissue painting. He got it all over his hands.
by Big little v November 5, 2013
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