Thread Poacher

The part of an assembly that keeps the wheels from falling off. Usually missing

The wheels fell off this light, it looks like its missing the thread poacher.

by Beardedjeff June 1, 2021

Thread the Goose

When you pull your penis through the opening in your underwear to have sex.

I didn't have time to pull my pants down fully for a quickie so we just thread the goose.

by JHBEL October 5, 2021

Thread Crapping

Negative comments in a forums for sale area.

-Off topic comments are "Thread Jacking".

Thread crapping in the for sale section is not allowed.

by MiseryQ October 4, 2006

Thread the Needle

The series of motions, performed by some men when attempting to urinate while afflicted with morning wood, whereby they bend at the waist and squat while tucking the junk. This guides everything that would be sticking up back to the down position, thereby avoiding spills and crush related injuries.

What's wrong Karl, why are you walking like that?

I forgot to thread the needle this morning.

or

Roomate1: WTF, who pissed on the floor in here!?!

Roomate2: Oops, sorry dude. I forgot to thread the needle this morning.

by WeirdVanGuy December 31, 2009

Thread the Needle

A sexual action in which the man is laying flat on the ground and the woman is standing direct front of him, she then jumps and does a summersault, landing with her vagina neatly filled with cock. (Some Injury may occur)

Man1: Did you hear about jed?
Man2: No, What happened?
Man1: He tried to Thread the Needle with his wife last night and she missed and snapped his cock in 2, he is now in the hospital.
Man2: holy shit!

by Who thinks of this? July 12, 2009

Thread Jumping

Accidentally posting a comment on the wrong thread when you have two or more conversations going on an internet social network.

Nobody knew what the hell she was talking about when she posted her bra size in the conversation about religion. She was totally thread jumping.

by Jypsy Jool September 3, 2011

Thread lice

Those who contribute to a sudden blossoming of entries in a blog's comments by non-regulars attracted by a particular issue and who do not add constructively to the continuing dialog. Comment spammers.

Comment by a regular: Thread lice. The infestation will clear up after a while.

by sbw January 30, 2007