Proper Vlad

An erection so hard you could impale someone with it; a boner.
Ben covered his dick with his jacket almost immediately when his roommate came into his room while he was jacking off, He had a proper vlad sticking up underneath the jacket, hard and swelling, ready to burst.
by lolabunz4 February 08, 2021
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Vlad the Impaler

The male sex organ used to eject semen and urine out.

More commonly know as a "penis".
by HulkNurseSMASH May 27, 2010
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Vlad the Impaler

The nickname of Big Al, receiving this name from the extremely large penis he has. So gargantuan that in the process of sexual intercourse Al has impaled many of his ladies/victims going from the vagina straight through the brain.
It is also believed that this anomaly, I mean the pure massiveness of his penis, is the result of Big Al being the child of Chuck Norris.
Shit! Vlad the Impaler has struck again! Well boys I don’t think this bitch will be walking for a while.
by Lead_Ballz July 21, 2008
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Vlad the Impaler

This is where an individual has to take a shit in the wee hours of the morning and sleepily stumbles into the bathroom without turning on the lights. Being half asleep and disoriented in the dark,the individual squats,but is off a few inches,and sits on the handle to the toilet brush or commode plunger located next to the toilet,thusly impaling themselves.
After my terrifying Vlad the Impaler experience,I now religiously turn on the bathroom lights.
by wolfbait51 December 11, 2011
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A Vlad

A lightweight, scrawney male that drives a miata and gets rejected by all girls and like to be called puto.He is also very clingy and can't take a hint.
Dude move on stop being a vlad.
Bro you only had on shot why you busting a vlad.
by A Vlad February 19, 2019
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vlad the lad

Anyone nick named mad lad vlad the lad is completely insane and is often found doing cartwheels and being insane in their natural habitat
Vlad the lads doing cartwheels our the back
by BigManJerome June 05, 2018
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vlad j

Gay loser who doesnt express his feelings!
by Brittany April 03, 2003
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