mooke

someone or something that sucks at everything they try at.

look at michael he is suck a mooke!

(friend fails at something) "what a mooke!"

he is the biggest mooke look at him.

by high life August 2, 2014

Mook

A publication that is intermediate between a book and a magazine.

"Gothic & Lolita Bible" is a quarterly mook and essential reading for anyone who wishes to enter the Lolita subculture.

by SuperMaligan December 14, 2014

Mook

A guy who usually likes to fuck men in the ass.

Alternatively, a queer who likes to take it up the ass.

Gay Prisoner 1: Whoa, Big Bubba is really giving that guy a pounding.

Gay Prisoner 2: Yeah, what a pair of Mooks.

by Hypebeast Slayer August 13, 2018

mook

(noun) a moron; dumbass.

That dude is such a mook, he doesn't even know what an adjective is.

Did you hear Bush's speech today? Dude is a mook.

by PDiddle May 17, 2005

mooking

(v.) The performance of mookish acts, the imitation of The Mook himself, acting like a mook.

"That noob is mooking it up."

"I feel like mooking at the full moon right about now."

by 150cc May 7, 2004

Mook

Anthony Abode

Sara: "AJ is a mook bro"
Matt: "Why bro?"
Sara: "He be watching Pretty Little Liars bro"
Matt: "What a mook"

by Analisweirdddddd October 4, 2020

Mook

Taking a bong rip topped with tobacco .

Im about to take a fat mook!!

by Sonny plew August 3, 2017