Reverse Pedophile

noun
1. A person under the age of eighteen who has sexual fantasies and/or flirts with a man who is more than five years older then him/her, especially if that person happens to be his/her teacher.

Unspecified Reverse Pedophile: "Hey Mr. LaBabe, what's your phone number?"
Onlookers:"Damn, that girl needs to stop being such a Reverse Pedophile."

U.R.P. : "Mr. X, my friends and I are having a party this weekend... wanna come?"
Mr. X: "I'm sorry U.R.P., but Reverse Pedophilism is not acceptable conduct. I'm going to have to report this incident to the principal."

by shley Thompson December 28, 2008

Edophile

An individual who has a strong positive predisposition or interest toward education. The term stems from the conjugation of the word "education" and the Greek suffix "-ophile." This passion on education does not need to be limited to formal academic courses or degrees. An edophile often demonstrates their interest by reading books and obsessively going over the newspaper. An edophile can typically be seen researching new fun facts or telling obscure historical anecdotes.

Sometimes erroneously mischaracterized as pretentious or snobbish.

Example 1:
"I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper, B.S., M.S., M.A., Ph.D., and Sc.D.… OMG right?"

Example 2:
Person 1: "The only time Cody takes a break from reading one of his 800 page books is when he stops to read the New York Times."
Person 2: "He is such an edophile."

by Thomas Paine, aka T-Paine November 16, 2013

textophile

The new generation of cell phone text message communicators. Some times known as generation text. A textophile is someone who spends more time text messaging than actualy speaking. A textophile will opt to send a text message in place of a phone call. A textophile will be found texting in the midst of conversations, at in-oppertune moments, socialy unacceptable situations.

Textophile: text, IM, facebook

by Highcountry June 8, 2009

pedophile

Usually a male, especially from Texas. Usually with a small uncircumcised dick, looks like kermit the frog & dumber than a pile of sticks!

Damn! Dalen tried to bang all of the middle school girls last night & got arrested for being a pedophile!

by Whyrusoweird August 27, 2018

Teliophile

Attraction to adults, primarily from mid to late adolescence, & some, with attempts to engage in sexual activity, or manipulate the adult in a subtle manner for sex.

"I saw Gabriel text this girl over 18 and they exchanged ludes.. he's 15! He's smarter than that"

( This is a definition from a real teliophile, people fail to realize they can also be the predators)

by KaeCoe December 18, 2020

pedophile

Someone suffering from the sickness of pedophilia (see my definition of pedophilia)

pedophiles and their ACLU cheerleaders, whine and bitch about how it's O.K. for adults to be sexually attracted to children. It is not. Parents and their allies (including the---*gasp!*---Christians) are watching you. NOT IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD, SICKO.

by Canada Street's in the bldg. December 13, 2006

pedophile

An adult who is sexually attracted to a child or children. Comes from the word pedophilia, meaning sexual perversion in which children are the preferred sexual object.

My school principal is a pedophile.

by say "cheese" February 24, 2008