Crowning the Throne

Struggling on the toilet to release a turd. One achieves crowning, but unable to do a full release. Pushing may or may not result in a partial pinch.

Roger clearly realized he was constipated bad when he was on the crapper for over an hour Crowning the Throne.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2016

porcelain throne

A fancy term for a toilet.

I had to drop a duece on the porcelain throne.

by Ryan April 28, 2007

White Tyrone

Well if your a really lucky person, once in a millennium you will see or hear about a white guy called Tyrone. Some people think it is racism to do this but actually it was a white man's name back in 1940's but declined in 1970's when it was a more common name for a black man. Tyrone came from the irish and meant "land of owen".

White Tyrone

by White_Tyrone June 5, 2018

toronno

The way people in Toronto and the surrounding area pronounce the city, Toronto.

Person 1: Where are you from bro?
Person 2: Toronno.
Person 1: You mean Toronto?

by PieSplatter December 7, 2015

Bone Throne

A place for a female to sit that comprises a man's lap and, specifically, his erect manhood. Use of this phrase usually implies that more than just sitting (namely, boning) is underway.

Alex's sister is hot! I may have to let her sit on the Bone Throne.

by Nicholas A. B. June 30, 2008

Thronesing

Spending a Sunday night having a couple drinks with your friends while you all hate watch your favourite tv show.

“We thronesing this week?”
“Hells yeah it’s the last episode so we are morally obligated to in some way I guess.”

by Junot May 10, 2019

Buck Tron

An alcoholic beverage that consists of ten beers and must be consumed in under two hours.

I can't believe you made it home after you finished your Buck Tron.

by Jeffery Domer February 27, 2008