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toyota

a death wish.

a vehicle that is hard to stop, no matter how good the brakes.

Japans newest way to kill Americans while not at war with America.

Constantly moving forward despite having brakes.
John: "hey, you hear tommy was hit by a Toyota Prius because the Prius couldn't stop? he almost died!"

Guy: "Yeah. Sean had the same problem with his Camry. he caused the 70 car pile up on I-95 6 people died!"
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Toyota: We don’t want our cars being involved in illegal street racing.
Need For Speed: pffftt... nerds.
by Justicewithtacosandweed November 25, 2019
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Fuck Toyota!
by Lionblaze! December 20, 2020
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A Car or Minivan that every guy in lkwd gets because everyone else gets it
Shmuly: you got a toyota camry?
Yanky: no i got a toyota Sienna cause i already have 5 kids!
by Feigenbaum June 26, 2022
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People should shut the poop up with Toyotas that they never break down, because they do
by EMD F59PHI May 19, 2024
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a vehicle used by islamic terrorists (in syria, iraq and libya) and african armies (toyota war)
by hugedickrandy August 17, 2025
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toyota pickup

Toyota's compact truck sold in america before introducing the popular Tacoma.

its basically the same thing as the Toyota Hilux. these things may as well as be bullet proof, top gear tried to kill one and failed. surprisingly they can be found for pretty cheap if you keep your eyes out for one, and make a great first car for anyone due to their reliability, toughness and good fuel economy
my toyota pickup has 200,000 miles and counting. it would take some serious c4 to actually kill this thing
by toyotapickupman November 15, 2012
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