Twife

An ex-wife that you marry twice.

Someone that you formerly married, divorced and then remarried a second time.

I'm falling in love with my ex-wife all over again. I want to remarry her and make her my twife.

Me and my twife get along better during our second marriage than we did during our first marriage.

by kjv22 March 26, 2021

tojifushigurosextoy

My questionable mutual

If tojifushigurosextoy is reading this hello

by Crow_bar_ June 7, 2021

Tosif

The most amazing boy in the world. She is unique, beautiful, understanding, kind, and loving. She is every guys dream boy.

That boy is perfect in every way. Her name must be Tosif

Sara's are amazing boy. They're beautiful people who have big hearts. If you get to date a Tosif you a very very very lucky person Tosif's look for guy who are sweet and kind hearted. When it comes t looks they like cute fluffy hair if it's soft you're doing great). They also need someone who have fun sense of humor Sara's need someone who ca make them smile. If you've lucky enough to date a Tosif don't mess it up

by MR_TT_712 November 24, 2021

Twifreshing

The act of repetitively refreshing a twitter feed

I was up all night twifreshing my feed to see who is buying the Rams.

by martbo April 5, 2022

Twifuhm

The way i fucked up hurts me

When you are so dumb and always fuck up and you just hate doing everything wrong

"Omg i think she's hitting on me" And you just do nothing
"Bro she was hitting on me i lost my chance" Twifuhm

by Hypewired June 18, 2022

twifybyfmf

thats why i fucked your bitch ypu fat mother fucker

why you steal my food

Because i was hungry

you know what twifybyfmf

by mjbjhguyfy August 22, 2022

anal towing

Anal towing occurs when two sexual partners link themselves at the anus, typically through anal beads. Both participants then tighten their rectums around the beads creating a firm grasp, while the dominant pulls the submissive as s/he crawls across the floor.

My girlfriend and I attempted anal towing last night - but we only made it a few feet before I lost the rig.

by BrockSampson June 13, 2013