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posi tracks

To take a crap and leave streaks of shit on the inside of a toliet bowl.
Bob: Hey man you might want to clean your toilet.
Doug: Why is that?
Bob: I left so many posi tracks on that toilet it looks like the tire marks from a nascar doing a victory celebration.
by grabber383 December 7, 2010
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brown snail tracks

when a woman or man drags their anal opening down your tie, and leaves a brown track.
damn Dylan, you should have seen the brown snail tracks Sheila left on my tie the other day!!
by penelopy December 14, 2007
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railed then tossed to the tracks

An expression defined as a man (bro) engaging in sexual relations with a woman (slampiece or broad) and once the female has performed the task of pleasuring the man, either in forms of vaginal intercourse (slayin' poon), anal penetration (hittin' that ass), or oral sex (gettin' dome); the man no longer has any productive use for the worthless broad. Thus, the man will easily dispose and discard of the woman by "tossing her to the railroad tracks." Problem solved.

One who has successfully completed this process is known as a "conductor."
Broserker: bro, did u end up nailin' that sheba last night?
BrodaciousFlow: yea man, that hoochie got railed then tossed to the tracks like a used rubber.
*fist bump*
by Hoon the Poonslayer September 19, 2010
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Train Tracks

That girl in the bar was pretty hot until she smiled...she had sushi caught in her train tracks...

Oh, really....braces?

Yep
by B. Hanback December 30, 2008
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railroad tracks

Hey quit yo jiba jaba and blow those railroad tracks
by Cho Cho123123123 October 16, 2006
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tracksuit dale

Dale a.k.a trackuit bandit. Has two loves in his life, loto tracksuits and umbro tracksuits. Although on a good occaison dale will be spotted wearing only his black tracksuit (reserved for important Black trackuit functions attended by soccer coaches) Dale has always had a passion for tracksuits, from when a boy he dreamed of one day owning a wardrobe full of nothing but tracksuits. For people who have seen dale, they will notice he loves tracksuits. on recent occasions dale has been spotted with an apprentance. His 'miniture' is the exact replica of dale and one day also hopes to own a wardrobe full of tracksuits.
If i were to buy 20 if these tracksuit... is there any chance i could get a discount.

Dale walks into loto facotry and belives he has reached heavan.
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spitting tacks

Verbal hostility. Saying things that are very hurtful and painful. Similar to verbal punches.
My mother in law was spitting tacks for 24 hours straight.
by yes juanito yes May 23, 2015
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