Tease and Punch

Tease and punch is when a man masturbates up to the exact point of ejaculation at which point he punches himself in the cock to stop himself from blowing a load. The process is repeated over and over again to experience a consistent stream of highs until the cock is too bruised and/or chaffed to continue, at which point he relieves himself. However, lube is often used to prolong the duration that the average cock can endure. It is a technique practiced by those unable to master Tantric sex, however some experience mild addictions leading to reclusive behaviour and feeling less aroused by their partners.

Last night I had a Tease and Punch marathon, but it hurt so bad that I couldn't walk and had to work from home the next day.

by J-dawg of Brixton January 2, 2008

tease one out

The act of masturbation when performed by a man.

Guy: "I'm just off to my room to tease one out"
Mum: "OK, but be quick, dinners nearly ready"

by WingusDingus May 15, 2007

Tease and squeeze

It is prison slang, which means "torture and murder".

ex. I was put to prison for "tease and squeeze".

ex. I was put to prison for "tease and squeeze".

by The albanian translator November 12, 2009

tease text

When you lead someone on via text message.

Sal: what are you saying to him?!
Rachel: i'm tease texting him and saying that i want him to drill my vag hahaha
Sal: lmao you're bad

by barnz944 August 17, 2009

tease the nips

During foreplay or making out, most females get wetter while the other person is teasing the nips.

Ohhh, I love it when you tease the nips baby, I know you love my nipples.. I'm getting so wet right now.

by Ashley_the_total_hottness November 9, 2005

Tease Boi

The offspring of a Fuck Boi who cannot fuck a person so instead resorts to teasing them to the brink of climaxing, and then walks out, leaving their victum on the verge of climaxing.

Raygaun isn't actually a pokemon, that nigga is a Tease Boi.

by BlueJayTheElite March 23, 2016

Tease Chatter

A person who has no intention of ever following through and meeting up from the start. Instead of being upfront and honest, they string you along by chatting and acting like they really are interested in meeting up with you and getting to know you. When it comes time to make a date, O NO, “SOMETHING” always comes up that prevents them from following through.

What’s was the point of that entire conversation? You’re just another Tease Chatter here to waste time.

by Rdy2connect March 1, 2020