shanning

The act of one man touching another man inappropriately in a sexual manner.

I saw you shanning that young man at that party

by RawbNyce July 12, 2011

Stanning

Wanking
Fucking
Gaming
Drinking

'I'm stanning tonight'
'Does anyone want to join me for a session of stanning?'

by randy standy mandy andy February 9, 2014

Swannington

Small village in North West Leicestershire. Home to one pub, a pretty bad Indian restaurant and people who are constantly watching you and staring at you weirdly if you are from outside.
Notable landmarks include a ruined windmill and the remains of an incline.

In summary: It's pretty shite.

+ We're moving to Swannington, me duck.
- Nobody lives there, mate! It's empty as...

by WillieSpency May 12, 2019

Swannington

A former mining village in north-west Leicestershire which is notoriously boring and renowned for having nothing to do. If you're looking for fun, go to Ashby. You're wasting your time here.

- I'm going to Swannington to spend the weekend, mate.
- Why go to Swannington? There's nothing there!
- I know, it's going to suck.

by WillieSpency December 14, 2019

Swannington

An extremely boring town in North West Leicestershire where only creepy pensioners live, close to Coalville and just up the road from Whitwick. All they have there is a shitty Indian restaurant, a ruined railway station and an abandoned windmill called Hough Mill.

"Unfortunately, I'm off to Swannington this weekend. I won't enjoy it."

by WillieSpency December 17, 2020

Scanning The Visa

Losing your virginity, or playing the v-card. Taking somebody's virginity, like scanning their v-card.

Kevin: Dude guess what?
Ben: What?
Kevin: I just met this really hot girl, i'm gonna see her tonight.
Ben: Hmmm, are you thinking about scanning the visa?

by MistressMary October 1, 2011

Stanning

"Stanning" is the act of correcting one's grammar at every possible moment you can. If you are a 'stanner' you simply cannot stop correcting once you start. It's a mental disorder that anyone can suffer from.

"Your way too over-the-top with all this correcting man!"
"Uhm, actually it's You're, nice try retard"
"Stop stanning me, please"

by LithiaSinHue October 25, 2017