Dude-struating

The condition a guy in usually emotionally erratic and crave weird foods.

Steve is watching sweet home Alabama and just wants spinach and peperoni on his pizza. He must be dude-struating.

by Victoria Caloca January 30, 2009

stouting

The act of consuming large amounts of Guinness or other fine Irish stout beers, while in doing so maintaining a generally unkempt - some might call this stoutly - appearance and attempting to attract and appropriate as many woman with a similarly stoutly look. These women are in most cases considered stouts, excessively busty or undesirable, however when stouting are prime capital. Any man (or the occasional woman) who participates in stouting would do well to not shave in the 48 hours leading up to the stout, not shower the day of and attempt to maintain and cultivate his stoutly appears in any way possible (search 'stoutly' for a description of what you want to look like/be). While this practice by definition originated abroad, it is intended to be a tribute to Ireland and Irish culture and with this in mind, it is recommended though not mandatory to wear or carry Irish-linked paraphernalia. Can be practiced on St. Patrick's day, however given the nature of stouting and the likelihood that you or a friend has unwittingly participated in stouting, it is fair to say any day should produce a fine stout.

To add, one must declare an evening of stouting prior to the appropriation of his first stout, and if he does not, the act will fall into the category of 'mistake' or 'she over powered me, there was nothing I could do'.

Joe: Hey Jim, what are you doing this St. Patrick's day?

Jim: Those Irish guys from our pub are taking me stouting, you should come.

Joe: No thanks, I had an accidental stout a couple months ago that I'm still recovering from.

by stoutmaster1 March 18, 2010

Scrunting

A partially clothed or fully nude woman sits on a cake and farts. Bonus points for frosting bubbles.

My birthday is coming up, is your mom still scrunting on onlyfans?

by Sploshy McScrunt July 7, 2022

slutting

having sex with a slut. (like sledding but no snow or sled involved; just riding a slut)

"i met this whore at a party and went slutting all night!"

by aplsauce May 11, 2010

slutting

the act of dancing in a disgusting way that simulates sexual activity with multiple partners. Side effects include the surrounding spectator's vomiting.

Look at the group over there, they won't stop slutting! It's gross!

by this has to stop March 1, 2011

strunting

street-hunting

strunting = murder

Someone's been strunting my friend's family...now they're dead.

by Spanish Inquisitor December 23, 2008

Shutting down the studio

When you have to give up pursuing a girl because it isn't working out.

Yo dawg I'm shutting down the studio down on her she is never around on the weekends.

by KJD May 24, 2012