strap tease

The enhanced cleavage created by a purse strap or seatbelt running diagonally between a women's two breasts. Best exemplified when the subject is wearing a tight form fitting blouse or sweater.

A beautiful women in the mall gave me a strap tease as she walked by.

by boomerman April 7, 2009

Strap Slap

A prank, usually which teenagers, in which a boy goes up behind a girl, grabs her bra through the shirt, pulls it back, and let's it go, making the strap slap her back.

"Damnitt! Todd just Strap Slapped me."

by Drummerdude95 April 5, 2009

Strap on goggles

A term defining a woman so ugly you need beer goggles to smash with a Strap on.

She is atrocious Id have to use my strap on goggles to get near her, barff.

Bro-1:Dude i am smashed!! Hold on wtf is that smell bro? Bro 2:yeah..ummm.... chick fail...another strap on goggles night.

by The Great Dunnski November 30, 2009

strap on

A sexual prothesis used by men or women

it's going down? let me get the strap on

by Doll@ March 11, 2007

Strap hammer

The process by which a gentleman that is lacking in the penis department straps on a large rubber penis to give his partner a better bang.

Dave put a strap hammer on his 3 inch willy to give Maria some anal destruction.

by Mikey O God of Love July 22, 2006

strap monkey

train or subway commuter; usually used in a pejorative sense.

Just look at the blank faces on the strap monkeys. Poor swine condemned to suffer the indignities of London Underground day after day...

by hierophant January 19, 2006

strap twice

To wear a condom

Don't forget to always strap twice!

by Kai's booski October 14, 2009