Stephen

A Stephen is someone who will never admit he is wrong and half the time he really is. You love him but at the same time you really hate him. He is pretty crazy and won't hesitate to hurt you at any given moment. He is a very smart individual and will rub it in your face if you give him the chance, so don't give a Stephen the chance.. He is a dick around the bros, although he is funny at times, but he is sweet when he wants to be. Stephens are actually very sweet people deep down. He has style, but that is something that you should never let onto either. It will boost his already big ego too much. He will watch TV with you and repeat every line he finds hilarious and then laugh obnoxiously. But you always love a Stephen's laugh too. Mostly he is a man of mystery for no reason, no reason.

You: So I thought it was so funny when---

Stephen: Hey, hey, can I get you to raise your hand? Yeah, that's who cares.

by Lilbreebriiiiiiiii May 27, 2014

Stephen

A complete and utter prick. If you ever meet a Stephen just walk away and do yourself a favour as he will make you miserable. Usually a lanky streak of piss with a cocktail sausage penis which he doesn't know how to use, so the term 'it's not the size that matters, it's how you use it' is completely irrelevant.

This one time I met a Stephen and he was so ugly I nearly became blind

by HeyitsdoubleD December 11, 2016

Stephen

Just like a regular Steven, but with a ph instead of a v in order to sound different.

“What’s your name?”
“Stephen with a ph.”
“Phteven is is.”

by FireDuck3000 August 19, 2018

Stephen

A nice gentleman who will Make u feel the world is yours,Stephens tend to sometimes be a smart a** but that’s ok cause he makes it up to u either way,Stephens have pretty blue eyes and knows how to treat a girl if you were or in a relationship with Stephen make sure you tell him you love him daily cause Stephens are sensitive,If you were in a relationship with Stephen he probably made a impact on your life,In all to say Stephens are nice,sensitive, crazy,Goofy and funny.KEEP HIM

Girl:Aren’t you Stephens girlfriend
Girlfriend:yes
Girl:lucky Stephen is very gentleman like I wish I had a Stephen type

Girl:Aren’t you Stephens ex?
Girl:yes why?
Girl:I feel bad he probably made a impact on your life I can tell you still have feelings good luck:)

by uglyaaa.kiiddd😒👌🏽☹️ June 20, 2018

Stephen

Stephen is a wonder. He is smart, handsome, very very funny, caring and most of all an amazing person. He always has a smile on his face and can make anybody laugh with one of his silly jokes. He is very smart and will always help you with homework and studying. He will always be top of the class in tests but is also the class clown. Although he is a very nice, smart boy he will often find himself in trouble. But Stephen is an over all lovely person and I’m so glad I met him.

Stephen is so cool 😎

by 🧡🧡🧡 March 24, 2022

Stephen

There are two types. One with a V (total douchebag) and one with a ph - and let me tell you, the Stephen with a PH is a total babe. SUCH a gem. A Stephen is a great listener. He's a momma's boy so you just know he'll do right by you. He's respectful and respectable. He is your cheerleader, your rock, and much much more. Seriously. A Stephen will be the light of your world if you give him the chance to shine. He's hardworking and likely the smartest dude in the room. He's compassionate, thoughtful, understanding, and incredibly handsome. He will undoubtedly and 100% absolutely take your breath away with his smile. His hugs are a real blanket. Stephen's are very easy to fall in love with, and even easier to STAY in love with. They are the definition of REAL and they are extra cozy. If you catch one, hang on tight because you're in for the loviest, snuggliest, sweetest ride of your life.

Stephen is the best boy.

Stephen is the answer to all of your problems.

There's no love like a Stephen's love.

by K33karis November 24, 2021

Stephenisms

Funny sayings for everyday nothings in our lives; truisms in creative expressions and songs

The Country song "I wouldn't have a girl that would have me" was Stephenisms number one hit.

by the heart lady July 11, 2008